Things I am looking forward to typing once Altaïr becomes Douchetaïr: "Malik, what happened to your arm?"
My Knee
Things I am looking forward to typing once Altaïr becomes Douchetaïr: "Malik, what happened to your arm?"
Things I am looking forward to typing once Altaïr becomes Douchetaïr: "Malik, what happened to your arm?"
My Knee
/cringing in advance
sᴘᴇᴇᴅ 🏍️ ᴅᴇᴍᴏɴ
Malik you look like you could use a hand
My Knee
omg you're worse than me
angrbodic
ALTAIR YOU CAN'T ASK THAT QUESTION GOD
sᴘᴇᴇᴅ 🏍️ ᴅᴇᴍᴏɴ
𝕙𝕖𝕝𝕝𝕠, 𝕤𝕦𝕟𝕕𝕒𝕪
SHRIEKS
🍁waffle🍁
oh no
My Knee
My Knee
yeah I think he has to quit being co-mentor because shit if he can face Malik once he goes back to normal
angrbodic
𝕙𝕖𝕝𝕝𝕠, 𝕤𝕦𝕟𝕕𝕒𝕪
FFFFFFFFFFF GRANDPA omg
My Knee
YOU CAN HANDLE IT ALL EZIO HE HAS FAITH IN YOU
My Knee
HE'LL JUST BE HERE, BURYING HIS HEAD UNDER EVERY PILLOW HE OWNS
ᴍᴇᴅʙᴀʏ🩻
There there, jiddie. There there.
angrbodic
lzadfjkasjkwe
My Knee
this may be worse than breaking Maria's heart
My Knee
in fact I'm pretty sure it is
𝕙𝕖𝕝𝕝𝕠, 𝕤𝕦𝕟𝕕𝕒𝕪
oh my god fghjafghjk
𝕙𝕖𝕝𝕝𝕠, 𝕤𝕦𝕟𝕕𝕒𝕪
UGH GRANDPA AND THEN YOU'LL GET PULLED INTO MIRRORVERSE
My Knee
YES IT'LL BE SO AWFUL
ᴍᴇᴅʙᴀʏ🩻
:C
ᴍᴇᴅʙᴀʏ🩻
it's okay, you'll be there with the grandson XC
My Knee
/buries head in dede's hoodie
ᴍᴇᴅʙᴀʏ🩻
they're both going to need hugs after this month 
ᴍᴇᴅʙᴀʏ🩻
/awkward shoulder pats
My Knee
/the most awkward
angrbodic
"you........... comfort. you did good............ grandson" /pats
tits mcgee
"So... Does this mean you're armless now Malik?"
My Knee
Verging on fired, Luce.
tits mcgee
You can't fire me. I'm clinging.
tits mcgee
EVERY FINGER IS LIKE A FISH HOOK, JAI