i'm 5'7" and weigh somewhere between 125 and 140 depending on the alignment of the planets

also my real name is Brette

my middle name is Karisa

ophelia accuses it of being a stripper name

and then my mom's maiden name is thrown in there for fun and confusion on public records

THE SYSTEM can't handle my multiple middle names

since it's usually too many characters to fit and 90% of the time i can only put one middle initial

the system can't handle your greatness you mean

it's totally 100% a stripper name