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Things I didn't know until today: Bioware made a horrible Sonic RPG for the DS
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how would you make a Sonic RPG that WASN'T terrible?
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I don't know!
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Turn based standing-in-a-line mechanics are the very antithesis of Sonic the Hedgehog
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nice spritework, though
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Haha. I actually bought Chronicles when it came out. Yeah, a turn by turn gameplay kinda goes against Sonic the Hedgehog. The story itself is meant to resemble more of the comics than any semblance of
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continuity. It's... not that great, sure, but not the worst thing ever kill it with fire.
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Kinda glad they didn't make the sequel they were preparing for.
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also
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BIOWARE!?!
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wheee
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I remember people were SUPER EXCITED when it was announced.
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Sadly...
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I was one of them!
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so physics
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But c'est la vie.
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It could've gone well. Maybe had they done something a little more innovative than the average turn by turn mechanic.
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It's playing it safe,s ure, but in this context, it's doomed to fail.
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Hmmmm, so they built it similar to Super Mario RPG then?
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Like it doesn't look bone-crushingly horrible
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just kind of weird and Bioware what
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I would have ignored it had it not been made by them
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It features a complex morality system
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It does, actually, in the sense that there are dialogue trees
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If you make evil choices then you start turning into Dr. Robotnik
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Which I consider a good end in my book.
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If you try to go down the middle, you end the game as some sort of horrible abomination combination of the two
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Who wouldn't want to be him? Honestly.
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I'm imagining a Two-Face type character who is Sonic on one side and Robotnik on the other side
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and it's the worst thing possible
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Especially since Robotnik is like twice as tall as Sonic
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Great, now I have to draw it.
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crawling towards the viewer, looking up with a twisted scowl of agony
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saying "YOU CREATED MEEEEE"
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I was going to make a joke about potentially banging every side-character and thought it too much. YOU GUYS HAVE GLEEFULLY DANCED ACROSS THAT LINE, HOWEVER. XD
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Lines are meant to be crossed
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Apparently correctly navigating the dialogue trees can get Amy to admit that she made up her new boyfriend to try and make Sonic jealous
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my life is now complete
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It's a self-loathing elemental
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Every cell of this twisted creature begs for death.
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Select your rifle, then select your Robonic.
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