kamaitachiyoukai Maraich's going to be wondering what happened to Giovanni.
Maraich
kamaitachiyoukai Maraich's going to be wondering what happened to Giovanni.
kamaitachiyoukai Maraich's going to be wondering what happened to Giovanni.
Maraich
Such a troublemaker :|
Maraich
/doesn't know anything about the series BTW
Maraich
Just saying that now before Maraich says something completely random which ends up being correct
@polyships
Gio pls???
Maraich
shakes his head at him :|
Maraich
Although if he comes stumbling along for his interview with three bullets in him Maraich will be a bit forgiving
Maraich
"I GUESS that's a good excuse to show up late..."
Maraich
D:
Maraich
Although, if he shows up choking Maraich may need to help him :|a
Maraich
Who owns the hostels? 
Maraich
No choking at his restaurant
Maraich
It's bad for business
Maraich
/takes in stray dog
Maraich
Well, that shows dedication at least
Maraich
lol
Maraich
Well, if he did help, he'd probably just be giving him a blowjob
Maraich
He may end up being a janitor if he doesn't shape up :|
Maraich
(Although, if he finds out it's his first time he'll try to be nice)
Maraich
Maraich's a romantic, he doesn't want to give someone a bad first time
Maraich
Pfff
Maraich
Well, so far Maraich has no reason to be particularly mean to him
Maraich
And he does tend to help newcomers once in awhile
Maraich
Somehow... I want him to teach Giovanni how to knit
Maraich
/random
Maraich
Clearly needs more hobbies
Maraich
Like, "Knit hats for Heine"
Maraich
"OMG THE HAT HAD A BEAR TRAP IN IT"
Maraich
/pat pats
Maraich
Okay
Maraich
/washes him in sink
Maraich
Waiters can't walk around covered in blood :|
Maraich
Maraich's just going to be...
Maraich
"sigh You're going to be a lot of trouble, aren't you?"
Maraich
:|
Maraich
They probably have a lot in common actually, but Maraich is better socialized
Maraich
Maraich's parents died when he was young, the family lawyer pretty much stole all the money and tossed him in a boarding school...
Maraich
He got taken advantage of there by the gardener and ran away, then was found and raised by a Count...
Maraich
Who discovered he was very talented and pit him against grown men in order to train him to be an assassin
Maraich
...Who also took advantage of him because Maraich can't get a break
Maraich
Maraich actually starts out as one of the villains and switches sides, and generally acts housewifey, but he's very messed up
Maraich
Yeah, they would have the "forced to fight as children" thing in common
Maraich
Maraich preferred cooking :<
Maraich
Aww
Maraich
/pat pats
Maraich
...
Maraich
He an help Maraich illustrate his novels -o-
Maraich
He needs to write his new epic novel, "The 12 Brave Cuccoos And How They Won The War"
Maraich
It's fine, I don't think anyone who has drawn pictures for the books has been particularly good at it ^o^
Maraich
He could be the BEST illustrator yet!!
Maraich
Although Maraich would have to know he has an interest in drawing :|a
Maraich
He's going to be writing a new one because he's getting the cuccoos beds shaped like WWII planes, so obviously they need a book about how the cuccoos won WWII as fighter pilots
Maraich
Awwwwww
Maraich
He remembered that they have a stem?
Maraich
o.od
Maraich
Awww
Maraich
/mommies him
Maraich
Maraich's just going to end up doing stuff for him when he finds things out
Maraich
Can't get a job? /hires
Maraich
/demotes
Maraich
Going to choke to death? /welp, gotta take care of that
Maraich
shower? /sprays
Maraich
Awww
Maraich
It's ok, Maraich's bossed around so many people ^o^
Maraich
Who come and don't have a clue how to do anything
Maraich
That's where Maraich functions a lot better. Yeah, he spends most his time being the submissive one, but he can totally be the boss when needed
Maraich
(On a separate note, Maraich has the book Link got out of Atia's temple, so he'd be contacting Izaya to get it translated)
Maraich
!!
Maraich
Didn't know that!
Maraich
Ohnoes, Maraich lost his translator
Maraich
But he can work with what he already has
Maraich
Yeah
Maraich
Maraich isn't stupid, and he knows a few languages, but I think it would take him more time to translate something from a language he doesn't know