my grandpa calls my dogs "fred and ernie" and often switches which one is which. no wonder they're so freaking confused all the time.

/things i just learned because usually my grandpa and i don't play with the dogs at the same time

Start calling them Identity and Crisis

I'm thinking about it but then they'd get even more confused.

I guess it's better than "Mutley" which he used to call them both. Actual names now.

huehuehuehue

did he offer them medals as well