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Wed, May 15, 2013 7:43 AM

[kitchen nightmares: amy's bakery] 5 minutes in and I am so

rn. how have they been in business since 2006

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Wed, May 15, 2013 7:43 AM

also clearly i make good life choices by watching this instead of going to sleep at 3:40 am

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Wed, May 15, 2013 7:44 AM

these people are legit terrifying

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Wed, May 15, 2013 7:46 AM

this is insane

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Wed, May 15, 2013 7:46 AM

AND RAMSAY HASN'T EVEN ARRIVED YET

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Wed, May 15, 2013 7:46 AM

I AM AFRAID TO SEE THE REST

TURBO GRANNY

@victorisham

Wed, May 15, 2013 7:46 AM

alwaysterrible

@alwaysterrible

Wed, May 15, 2013 7:47 AM

Poor, poor Gordon

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Wed, May 15, 2013 7:49 AM

he's acting so nice to them right now. which never lasts of course but IT'S GOING TO BE EVEN WORSE THIS TIME I AM JUST

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Wed, May 15, 2013 7:50 AM

yeah you're soulmates all right

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Wed, May 15, 2013 7:50 AM

the only people who can stand you are the two of you

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Wed, May 15, 2013 7:51 AM

annnnd here we go

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Wed, May 15, 2013 7:51 AM

they do have a very clean kitchen though that is my only consolation atm

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Wed, May 15, 2013 7:53 AM

i can't handle this woman

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Wed, May 15, 2013 7:53 AM

like i'm serious there is a certain personality type that makes it very hard for me to not punch them in the face and she is that times 50

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Wed, May 15, 2013 7:55 AM

'If I'm not here, we're not open.' 'Say that again?' brace yourself gordon

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Wed, May 15, 2013 7:56 AM

like they're both deluded but she takes it an extra step further in that 'how are you even real' direciton

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Wed, May 15, 2013 7:56 AM

direction*

tandemarie

@entrepreromance

Wed, May 15, 2013 7:56 AM

tandemarie

@entrepreromance

Wed, May 15, 2013 7:56 AM

i meant to clikc this

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Wed, May 15, 2013 7:57 AM

it's okay i could use some pikachu backpats tbh

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Wed, May 15, 2013 7:57 AM

i really shouldn't be watching this at 4 am i'm going to have awful dreams tonight

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Wed, May 15, 2013 7:58 AM

i can't handle this suspense

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Wed, May 15, 2013 7:58 AM

the suspense of waiting for the moment he realizes these people are batshit insane

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@eviscerator

Wed, May 15, 2013 7:59 AM

you'd think he would just go in assuming it at this point

tandemarie

@entrepreromance

Wed, May 15, 2013 8:00 AM

i almost want to watch it again, but i just can't

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Wed, May 15, 2013 8:02 AM

that poor server

HEY LISTEN

@jevana

Wed, May 15, 2013 8:02 AM

I hear he had hope because it was nice and clean and he actually liked the cake. But no. No... Poor Ramsay

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Wed, May 15, 2013 8:02 AM

IT IS SUPERBLY CLEAN I MEAN THAT'S THE ONE NICE THING

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Wed, May 15, 2013 8:03 AM

I mean with how long they've been in business I can only assume it's their professional and clean look that has kept them from going under

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Wed, May 15, 2013 8:03 AM

it's just that the actual service and food is.... n...ot

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Wed, May 15, 2013 8:16 AM

i don't mind people saying things like 'god-given gift' but when it's clearly being used as self justification and nothing else i just can't stand it

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Wed, May 15, 2013 8:17 AM

he is reacting better to their crazy so far than i expected

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Wed, May 15, 2013 8:17 AM

it's like the calm before the storm

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Wed, May 15, 2013 8:19 AM

i have this problem where i impulsively pause every time i know something uncomfortable is about to happen

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Wed, May 15, 2013 8:19 AM

but then that means i get extra uncomfortable because i now have to anticipate it for longer

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Wed, May 15, 2013 8:19 AM

smacks self on the hand

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Wed, May 15, 2013 8:24 AM

i just feel so bad for that server yet at the same time kinda glad that she can sorta have gordon on her side

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Wed, May 15, 2013 8:24 AM

but she's got that sort of awkward smile going on that I am familiar with

HEY LISTEN

@jevana

Wed, May 15, 2013 8:25 AM

Yeah no that poor server '^'

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Wed, May 15, 2013 8:29 AM

I mean apparently her cakes are good, or at least the one gordon was eating, so maybe that's another reason they've lasted so long

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Wed, May 15, 2013 8:29 AM

I just keep looking for reasons to explain that :'|

alwaysterrible

@alwaysterrible

Wed, May 15, 2013 8:29 AM

Information that was not said in the show, but is apparently true

alwaysterrible

@alwaysterrible

Wed, May 15, 2013 8:29 AM

The cakes are store bought

TURBO GRANNY

@victorisham

Wed, May 15, 2013 8:30 AM

cakes were storebought

TURBO GRANNY

@victorisham

Wed, May 15, 2013 8:30 AM

:')

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Wed, May 15, 2013 8:30 AM

lkfdg

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Wed, May 15, 2013 8:30 AM

sobbing in my soul

alwaysterrible

@alwaysterrible

Wed, May 15, 2013 8:30 AM

:')

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Wed, May 15, 2013 8:31 AM

so they're liars too, I GUESS THAT'S NOT MUCH OF A JUMP BUT I WAS HOPING THey were at least honest in their batshittery

alwaysterrible

@alwaysterrible

Wed, May 15, 2013 8:32 AM

Nope

alwaysterrible

@alwaysterrible

Wed, May 15, 2013 8:32 AM

Well, I mean, she might THINKS she makes them

alwaysterrible

@alwaysterrible

Wed, May 15, 2013 8:32 AM

Because clearly crazy

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Wed, May 15, 2013 8:33 AM

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Wed, May 15, 2013 8:34 AM

RANDOM SHOT OF A BUNNY

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Wed, May 15, 2013 8:34 AM

BUNNYYYYY

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Wed, May 15, 2013 8:34 AM

it was like 1.5 seconds of a bunny but i feel better now

alwaysterrible

@alwaysterrible

Wed, May 15, 2013 8:34 AM

The camera was just 'this is too depressing.'

alwaysterrible

@alwaysterrible

Wed, May 15, 2013 8:34 AM

'BUNNY FOR THE AUDIENCE'

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Wed, May 15, 2013 8:34 AM

yes

alwaysterrible

@alwaysterrible

Wed, May 15, 2013 8:34 AM

cameraman*

alwaysterrible

@alwaysterrible

Wed, May 15, 2013 8:34 AM

"Sorry guys, HAVE A CUTE BUNNY I SAW, sorry these people are terrible."

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Wed, May 15, 2013 8:35 AM

okay good he's starting to curse at them

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Wed, May 15, 2013 8:35 AM

heeeeeeeeeeeeeere we go

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Wed, May 15, 2013 8:36 AM

'Cause there are certain things that don't go together. And that's four of them.'

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Wed, May 15, 2013 8:38 AM

'real customers, not haters' hahahsdslhksdljdslkjgslkjfgkjfgkljfsj

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Wed, May 15, 2013 8:38 AM

presses face against keyboard

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Wed, May 15, 2013 8:45 AM

gently claws face off

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Wed, May 15, 2013 8:45 AM

i feel bad for gordon too now goddamn :'|

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Wed, May 15, 2013 8:45 AM

amy: There's no point in talking to you. THE FACE HE MADE

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Wed, May 15, 2013 8:46 AM

you could see the gears in his brain exploding from the hypocrisy

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Wed, May 15, 2013 8:47 AM

they apparently either get fired, quit, or some combination of the two before it can happen

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Wed, May 15, 2013 8:47 AM

since they've gone through literally over a hundred

tandemarie

@entrepreromance

Wed, May 15, 2013 8:49 AM

suddenly once she realized ramsay wasn't going to ~flaunt the excellence~ of her poor business, she decided she was done :')

tandemarie

@entrepreromance

Wed, May 15, 2013 8:49 AM

just like that

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Wed, May 15, 2013 8:50 AM

p much

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Wed, May 15, 2013 8:51 AM

Who the fuck do you think you are? GORDON FUCKING RAMSAY, WHO DO YOU THINK

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Wed, May 15, 2013 8:52 AM

yeah it's pretty gross in general

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Wed, May 15, 2013 8:56 AM

oh my god poor katie

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Wed, May 15, 2013 9:00 AM

Believe it or not, my intentions are good. and amy immediately shakes her head

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Wed, May 15, 2013 9:02 AM

nobody lets me speak jesus christ woman that's all you do when people are trying to talk to you

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Wed, May 15, 2013 9:03 AM

I feel like "well that escalated quickly" is the theme of this episode

tandemarie

@entrepreromance

Wed, May 15, 2013 9:10 AM

yep

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Wed, May 15, 2013 9:11 AM

Victim complex, that's what I was looking for. Worst fucking case of victim complex I've ever seen.

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Wed, May 15, 2013 9:12 AM

That's the type of person I just can't stand and are pretty much always the source of the most ridiculous drama you can hear stories about.

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Wed, May 15, 2013 9:14 AM

of course the things they want to 'clarify' immediately start off with 'the problems that I had with (that thing you were doing)'

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Wed, May 15, 2013 9:17 AM

there it goes again.

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Wed, May 15, 2013 9:17 AM

I feel like there needs to be someone in the background with a big sign that says 'That Escalated Quickly' and just wave it around every time it's appropriate

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Wed, May 15, 2013 9:17 AM

which is basically always

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Wed, May 15, 2013 9:30 AM

even the husband looks about done with her shit at this point

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Wed, May 15, 2013 9:33 AM

FINALLY REACHED THE END

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Wed, May 15, 2013 9:33 AM

HALLELUJAH ANd now it's 5:30 am oops.

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Wed, May 15, 2013 9:37 AM

haha wow one of the top comments from less than 20 minutes ago

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Wed, May 15, 2013 9:37 AM

ramsay will curse you to high heaven and back because he knows you can take it, but when he's calm like that, all you have is his pity.

tandemarie

@entrepreromance

Wed, May 15, 2013 9:51 AM

j;kldfsa

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Wed, May 15, 2013 9:52 AM

pretty much sums it up

euryale ☆

@Vyndasia

Wed, May 15, 2013 11:12 AM

wow i wish i saw this episode reading all yoru comments

euryale ☆

@Vyndasia

Wed, May 15, 2013 11:12 AM

but they were entertaining in and of themselves

euryale ☆

@Vyndasia

Wed, May 15, 2013 2:17 PM

oh, thank you!

𝕁𝕚𝕟𝕘𝕝𝕖𝔸𝕝𝕝𝕥𝕙𝕖𝕨𝕒𝕪

@MechaPony

Wed, May 15, 2013 2:19 PM

Wow, what they're doing is pretty illegal and right on public television!

𝕁𝕚𝕟𝕘𝕝𝕖𝔸𝕝𝕝𝕥𝕙𝕖𝕨𝕒𝕪

@MechaPony

Wed, May 15, 2013 2:19 PM

I give them another year

gremlin mode

@goblinrex

Wed, May 15, 2013 2:26 PM

yeah denying the server tips about made my eyebrow shoot off my forehead and in to space