I just got Poker Night at the Inventory 2. Not the greatest of poker games, but maybe the greatest of poker games.

Ash: "It's not the size of your jaw that counts. It's what you do with it."

Brock: "Get ready for your vacation boys, 'cause here comes the Samsonite."

Okay... the first game, I thought the AI wasn't that good. It made a lot of... questionable calls. I CHANGED MY MIND.

Either that, or the game just got crazily lucky.

GLaDoS: (to Claptrap) "You emotionally-stunted rhomboid"