Oh my god, parents, I don't need a liveupdate about the fucking pope. I don't care. B| /lies on internet and scowls at boring TV

News at 10, Jim doesn't give a fuck about Catholicism.

/pats ickly grumpybean

Nor about ~Black Smoke~

I swear, if there's actually a (mythical brand) Jesus, which I do not believe, I hope he comes back, in a sports car, and lols at you about using sodding old fashioned methods of voting for your next weirdo

leader.

And says "Bros, bros. You shoulda just tweeted. 8D"

lolololol

that's be the best Jesus

"This is why followers of catholocism are diminishing, bros. You won't MOVE WITH THE TIMES. All that shit about not letting gays marry? Or allowing priests to marry? Like, get with the times, dudes."

And then he speeds off to go to a wine bar.

Oh look, right after a story on the pope and those weirdos, there's a story on Jimmy Saville. =D

All the pedos today

"By the way, if Scrappy Doo is here ... I still think you're a knob." I love Jason Manford.

jkfhsdkfh XD

There's a tv show on about people picking stuff they don't like and people voting on it. One was their least favourite children's TV character. XD

Scrappy Doo, Andy Pandy and Why Bird were the votes... only they brought Ellie Darvill (the woman who voiced Why Bird who happens to be my sister's old teacher XD) and Why Bird... so ...

She got guilted into dropping her vote. XD

Awww

So Jason Manford, who picked Scrappy... said the above line in a "Eh, I won't be guilted, he's still annoying." XD

way

fffffffff

/laughs at the pope thing, ahaha even my mom doesn't seem to care