What kind of RP warning labels would I have?

Lawbie Alert

no wait

Lawbie Alert

jafkl;sa but Enoch is a sensible lawbie

(that is you annoy the hell out of him if you're too far into law)

Warning: More than incidental exposure may lead to being seriously impressed.

jfl;kasd

Warning: known side effects include distraction, sleep loss, diminished hard drive space, and a lack of free time due to falling into a new fandom.