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Time to play the first Mass Effect for the first time.
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COME AT ME BROGAN
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oh man :-o
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Take Wrex on as many elevator rides as possible.
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I dicked around in the character creation screen for twenty minutes and then quit immediately because Shepard's voice came out of this face that EXPRESSLY IS NOT SHEPARD
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so I need to start over
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thank god that this is not ME2 and is not frontloaded with unskippable cutscenes
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me with non-redhead femsheps
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(I don't even mean new!Femshep. My custom one looks kind of a lot like the one in Bubbles!Shep's icons actually, weird coincidence)
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I usually go with a black-haired shepard or a redhead
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I'm just
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having cognitive dissonance issues between the graphics and my new shep being different from my usual one
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I
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have restarted a few times.
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I think I've finally got a good one.
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I GIVE UP
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SHEPARD IS JUST GONNA LOOK THIS STUPID FOR THE WHOLE GAME
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FULL STOP
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/quits life
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/continues game
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maybe ill get used to it
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oh that's much better...I guess the first few seconds just give you the butt-ugliest camera angles there are
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HELP I HAVE NO IDEA HOW TO FIGHT OR USE MY POWERS
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8C
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it didn't teach you?
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I thought ME 1 had a tutorial built in (thinking)
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are you on Eden Prime?
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yes :c
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it has one but it doesn't teach me what I want to know
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I know how to zoom, but not how to use my powers or how to bind them to things
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also why is there no biotic charge I miss u biotic charge
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I would hold down the right trigger
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or the left trigger
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to get your power wheel
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I assume right bumper is fire?
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right trigger is prob your weapon wheel
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left trigger is prob your power wheel
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it should tell you in the wheel how to map them I would think
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right bumper is fire but
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left bumper is zoom
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and left-trigger accesses the gun menu, while holding the right shows powers
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but it only lets you bind one power?
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it doesn't give you any indication that it's done so, really, so I was confused.
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okay how does this decryption game work
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the game tells me the consequences of losing, but not how to win
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oh it's a quicktime event
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that's lame
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I anticipate saving the game before every single one of these horrible things
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oh boy oh boy
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/smacks manuel on the head
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THAT'LL SHOW YOU, BEIN' ALL CRAZY AND OBSERVANT
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#renegade Lyfe
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oh my god
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the squadmates make little passive-aggressive noises when they want you to talk to them
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STOP COUGHING ALENKO I KNOW YOU WANT ME TO CLICK ON YOU
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idk for sure, it's been awhile since I've played
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but it was probably only one
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laaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaame
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also sorry plurk did not show me the rest of your responses
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and you pick up so much equipment in the game it doesn't matter if you lose a few of them
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I would literally spend an hour just searching through my equipment :|
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You don't understand
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If I leave something behind, it will sit there
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like a stone in my sock
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bothering me
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I can ignore it, but it won't actually help
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after about halfway, the majority of what you find won't be as good as what you have anyway. Especially if you unlock Spectre Gear
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Going back to ME1 controls when I replayed it was awkward. I feel your pain.
... although I actually kind of liked the Mako.
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I liked the Mako in places where there weren't too many fucking cliffs.
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alenko no
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STOP TOUCHING THINGS KAIDAN
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god damn it
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every time
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Some of the planets have pretty spectacular skies. If you've got Bring Down The Sky, find a high spot on the asteroid and look around... great now I'm looking up the one that looked kind of on fire...
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have you met your first thresher maw yet :-D
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Bring Down the Sky is the only expansion for ME1 that exists on PS3, it's merged as part of the downloaded game when you buy it, I think
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woah
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Saren
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You can't just almost make out with benezia when you're mad bro
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you have to ask
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i ship it
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me too
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Nepmos! That's the one I was thinking of.
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Solcrum is worth a visit too- the mission was a pain in the ass iirc but the view is... not sure if unnerving or gorgeous.
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I'll be completing all the things
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