remembers when hating 'Black Friday' was just an Adbusters thing. You know, before people started killing each other in a rush to buy useless junk at no discount.

celebrates "Buy Nothing Day". It's the frugal thing to do.

the overall problem is that the things that he wants so bad so as to ignore frugality are never on sale. And everything else is just things that will offer momentary enjoyment and take up space.