

pande
今天公司的櫃子用很神奇的方式抓到了老是偷吃我們東西的大老鼠.. 沒有人敢處理牠, 我只好自告奮勇秀了一段很久沒有用卻還沒有生疏的頸椎脫臼法


傻妮🛠️萊納大眾臉
不知該說什麼


pande
此時無聲勝有聲

傻妮🛠️萊納大眾臉


想飛的藍鯨
其實某人之前是暗殺部隊出身的,雖然已經脫離殺手這工作已經很久了,但是記憶卻深深地刻在身體裡


想飛的藍鯨
指掌間輕輕地施力,就可以把你想像不到脆弱的生命拿取掉,這種可是很華麗的暗殺技巧啊


pande
...


魚仔的老木
想飛的藍鯨
: 如果是這樣...那...
pande
應該會被列管,每隔一段時間都得去當地派出所報到的,是嗎?!

想飛的藍鯨
魚仔的老木
: 殺手的悲哀就是,任何行事都不能留下任何記錄和痕跡...


傻妮🛠️萊納大眾臉
但
pande
卻留下記錄


傻妮🛠️萊納大眾臉
不是一個好殺手


想飛的藍鯨
傻妮🛠️萊納大眾臉
: 沒關係,這個噗浪就幾個人回應而已,處理一下就不會有人知道了,嘿嘿

傻妮🛠️萊納大眾臉
處理一下 是什麼意思



pande
(狀況外)


想飛的藍鯨
傻妮🛠️萊納大眾臉
: 糟!有人已經裝著和這件事情無關了!(驚!)

傻妮🛠️萊納大眾臉
想飛的藍鯨
:


pande
傻妮🛠️萊納大眾臉
:
想飛的藍鯨
:
兩位在演什麼相聲呀!



傻妮🛠️萊納大眾臉
演的很high,還被丟雞蛋
