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dec plotting & chatter! | laios bday mingle

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shh ignore that i'm in pst i'm just excited but i'll update with links and what not later
Mega
god. I just remembered I gotta get back to the other bigby thread that is DECIDEDLY LESS HEATED, LMAO
Mega
akechi is just really angy because like. excuse you. you escalated this conversation.
Mega
(he's a dumb orb)
bre
LMAO if there's one thing bigby is gonna do, it's escalate
bre
these two smol angies were NOT meant to interact someone please call in umbreon this is an emergency
sʜsʟ ɪᴠᴀʟɪᴄᴇ
power of angy will help keep the community warm for months
bre
he's the haribo power bank of angy....too much in such a small creature
bre
and also everyone point and laugh at his mommy issues while we're at it he's such a fucking mess....self-actualizing who
Jolly Fellow
Imagine playing a smol angy, could not be me
bre
hmmms deeply
Jolly Fellow
Thank goodness I play characters who are above such nonsense
Jolly Fellow
(WHY ARE THERE SO MANY OBNOXIOUS LITTLE BALLS OF RAGE IN THIS GAME)
bre
this is a terrarium made for them specifically
sʜsʟ ɪᴠᴀʟɪᴄᴇ
to be squished by the big angy
bre
cutesy creatures fueled by R A G E
Jolly Fellow
Ah, yes.
Jolly Fellow
The Bottlecap Home for Pissed Off Tribbles
Mega
it's funny because like. I think bigby's the only one who got this pissed at him
Jolly Fellow
Bigby is the alpha angry tribble, having gotten angry at every other angry tribble at some point
bre
certified old man wolf moment
bre
he went into it laughing but then akechi said too many things that ticked the rage meter
Jolly Fellow
Maybe Akechi is actually the alpha angry tribble, then
Jolly Fellow
Hmmmm
Jolly Fellow
I may have this situation all wrong
bre
this month akechi can have the title
Jolly Fellow
King of the Hill

*The hill is the hill you're needlessly dying on because you're so angy
Mega
he ticked the rage meter, but bigby is not explaining why he's so pissed, lmao
Mega
iconic
Jolly Fellow
Look, I read the fairy tale a couple few times

I saw huffing
I saw puffing
I did not see "explaining his motives"
Mega
THIS IS VERY TRUE
Mega
it's especially funny because he's getting angry at a teenager
Jolly Fellow
I mean that's still actually a step up from "Architecturally sophisticated livestock"
Jolly Fellow
So really
Jolly Fellow
(Is it a step up or a step down from little old ladies and their fashion-forward granddaughters? YMMV)
bre
after that whole grandma incident he went all in on the human-only diet for a bit so much to consider
bre
he's like stuck between he's sort of been talking about some stuff from home with people he trusts but also knows he shouldn't be
Usagi
im almost sad I didnt app cotton ngl,
not a nanna...NOT A COOKIE NANNA-
bre
(oocly i just want the "turn normal event" to be how he gets outed LMAO)
bre
NANNA NOOOOOO
bre
he loves eating grandmas but luckily he hates sweets she's safe
Usagi
super safe nan...
bre
i don't think he has any connection to the snow queen story unfortunately but he would protect....honorary fable....
sʜsʟ ɪᴠᴀʟɪᴄᴇ
(thankfully perrins nana is just a nickname for his mother, huh? :-P )
Jolly Fellow
Irony, the Big Bad Wolf is the only one who isn't trying to eat the Gingerbread Man
bre
take out the gingerbread and suddenly that's delicious
ɱε૨ℓσƭ
he'd just eat cotton????
Mega
maybe bigby being prey is karma in a way
Mega
or something
bre
SJFNKSJFN no no she's shortbread gross he would never
bre
her sheep though.....
bre
prey surrounded by things he used to eat....i really need a pig character please someone anyone
bre
the bigby porco rosso cr would go so hard
sʜsʟ ɪᴠᴀʟɪᴄᴇ
somebody tepig please
ɱε૨ℓσƭ
oinkologne, my beloved...
Dolly_Mancer
Miss Piggy Shiny Oinkologne
Mega
YES
Mega
that would be iconic
Mega
pumbaa would also be funny
Usagi
bigby when the sheep are all cotton:
bre
crk universe would be another ring of hell for him actually
Usagi
right
what the fuck is this even the meat is jelly
Jolly Fellow
Now I'm just imagining him visiting the Spyro the Dragon universe and getting increasingly agitated because every animal he tries to eat is a dragonfly
Jolly Fellow
Or a butterfly
Dolly_Mancer
I'm picturing straight up unflavored pork gelatin with the red dye of red Meat jelly :x
bre
Dolly_Mancer
for the* I'm not sure if that was me or Autocorrect attacking with the 'of red' there....
bre
bugs and jelly. it's what he deserves.
Usagi
now see here,
it's at Least got cherry flavoring-
Dolly_Mancer
Delicious Cherry-mystery meat flavor...
bre
also an important update
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bre
bittersweet now but fireheart's legacy lives on
jingle jangle
Oh Laios
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Anyway if only I could app Marisol (both because I'm unsure if entirely separate sequels break the same canon rule or not and also because I'd want her to interact with Pavs) because I think she could take Bigby in a fight
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Possible size notwithstanding I'd make her a Decidueye I just mean math assassin grandma would be funny
sʜsʟ ɪᴠᴀʟɪᴄᴇ
(also because you're only allowed two characters afaik)
jingle jangle
Yeah and that. I knew I was forgetting something.
bre
bird of prey battle grandma oh he would've been cooked
Mega
now i'm picturing like. cologne from ranma 1/2 here
jingle jangle
I may TDM her for the lols one of these days tbqh
bre
just fly bigby off never to be seen again
sʜsʟ ɪᴠᴀʟɪᴄᴇ
after u do the Silly in jan >:3c
jingle jangle
That's true the silly is planned and I can only do one old lady at a time before my wires get crossed
jingle jangle
And who knows maybe the first dlc for tow2 will be out by then lol
bre
thinking....laios would definitely sign up fo secret santa but bigby's gonna need some silly reason to get involved
jingle jangle
Bigby you're such a killjoy
bre
this is why nobody likes him
Usagi
quick everyone make sad eyes at bigby
jingle jangle
Untrue he can be a killjoy and be liked
jingle jangle
Why is he friends with the two Obsidian characters? See spiritually he too is a classic fallout or something
UnbearablyMerry
but bigby's gonna need some silly reason to get involved

Mine too, why are our boys like this
bre
telltale protag adopted by obsidian characters to show him how choices really matter
bre
UnbearablyMerry : this is like the boss level of making friends: the holiday season
UnbearablyMerry
IT'S TRUE Cedric had a milestone in his redemption arc through a Wassailia episode XD
sʜsʟ ɪᴠᴀʟɪᴄᴇ
(looks at how one of perrins influences is also lucasarts protags, esp. guybrush--)
Mega
maybe one of the guild members signed him up--
jingle jangle
This is a "flowey tries to piss of bigby" antic
bre
sick and twisted little brat behavior: signing up a grumpy old man for fun gifts
bre
going through who's getting gifts might actually help me get the cr chart going
bre
finally.....after months of saying it......
UnbearablyMerry
PFFFF I think my last CR chart was updated for a very similar reason XD
bre
SJKNFJKSNFSJKF great minds......
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with this month being lighter with tags hopefully that helps too i always feel bad for housekeeping when i got tags waiting
jingle jangle
What the fuck would Parvati even get Bigby. Does he want a really wonky mug.
bre
bigby is the WORST person to shop for, like any father figure of course
bre
"i don't need anything it's okay" annoying ass
bre
but then also die over any gift for him wonky or not....wow emotions....
jingle jangle
Parvati's a practical gift giver and he likes drinking so here Bigby a cup
andrea
flowey is giving him a cane if he gets him for secret santa
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Or at least I imagine she is. This is purely vibes based and she can't cook so her canon love language of food is off the cards here.
bre
flowey had to search so hard for a cane his size bigby better enjoy it
bre
bigby winding up with like 6 different mugs because he's impossible is kind of peak bigby
jingle jangle
It's okay Eleanor's gonna get him a seashell. She's probably going to get everyone seashells.
bre
he's also a practical gift giver but anything he makes is gonna be kinda ugly i'm so sorry
bre
SO CUTE
bre
laios giving gifts based on what he'd like is also peak laios
jingle jangle
"I found you this pretty shell" is kinda peak for her so.
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WHAT DO YOU MEAN UGLY
bre
HE'S NOT GOOD AT MAKING THINGS
jingle jangle
Neither is Parvati it's a miracle that pump works
bre
see: lopsided and burnt gingerbread cookies, the wonky plushies and scarves he's inevitably making
bre
why can't he just hunt rats for people and pretend he's a cat that'd be so much easier
jingle jangle
I mean he was beefing with the only real cat in the Bay also
Mega
we need morgana persona 5 so he has a new cat to beef with
bre
(at least some tension was resolved before coma because bigby is just gonna blame himself all over again for that oops)
bre
if morgana p5 doesn't show soon he's just gonna have to be the rat AND the cat of bcb now
ɱε૨ℓσƭ
he's a dog...who is also a cat...who is also a rat... How is bigby an entire food chain
bre
everyone's mad they can't do it like him
jingle jangle
It's ok Bigby focus on being a girl dad
bre
where does that fit in the food chain
ɱε૨ℓσƭ
between dog and cat
bre
okay he'll allow it this once
bre
the day he gets his merged form finally he will actually be the whole food chain
Mega
honestly, I do wonder how his and akechi's CR will go... lmao
Mega
since the ragebait apparently did more than akechi expected to piss him off???
bre
akechi should confront him on being non-human off pearls for fun and see what happens
bre
how THAT goes lol, lmao even but at least it could give context
jingle jangle
Bigby is great he sees a teenage girl and goes "daughter" then turns around to every adolescent adjacent male in this game with a middle finger
Dolly_Mancer
Reposting here cause I goofed...I goofed on which post to hit up :x
Oh man, so I was wondering and figured it might be a fun way for Dolly to meet Laios, would you be up for doing the player quest of 'When it Rain its Suds'? The extra soap from the reward may get used for wet felting :'>
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Dolly_Mancer : oh no worries either is fine!! but yesss would love to toss them at that (laios helping out sif too is even more perf so it lines up)
bre
jingle jangle : no one gets the ferality of teenage girlhood better than a 10ft tall wolf it's so true
bre
but look he likes emporio and aegiomon just fine okay clearly he's not the problem--
jingle jangle
Ok but they're just little guys
jingle jangle
I hope I can challenge Bigby's girl dad-ness with Eleanor in some way. For the lols.
bre
PLEASE
bre
he's just a girl dad at heart i'm sorry to say
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jingle jangle
God him and Eleanor are gonna be so funny because she's got a habit of endearing older men to her like that
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Eleanor Lamb after giving two men she's not related to in the slightest extremely paternal attachment to her
bre
the absolute power that she has
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"I am not the people's daughter" says the girl who bewitches every adult she sees into having paternal instinct. Love her.
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Her and Bigby would be funny though because she's got the whole "wow I really am a monster" complex but simultaneously she'd be totally unphased if she ever found out about his whole thing
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"Well my father made whale noises so we can't all be typical can we" or smth
Dolly_Mancer
bre : Awesome :'D I'm fully onboard for the player quest then. I should ask, would we like to thread this one? I'm thinking of setting up a December Catchall for Dolly
bre
jingle jangle : bigby and his pack of monster children grows by the day but LMAO at her just being like big bad wolf......that's it......
bre
Dolly_Mancer : perf! let me know if you need help drafting anything. for threading i'd be down for something lowkey! c:
jingle jangle
She's just gonna keep leaning into the fairy tale metaphors with him specifically because it's funny ok. She's a mermaid princess Bigby. Don't worry.
bre
honestly way better than dog or hamster jokes at this point
bre
the fact that he now corrects people on what kind of rodent he is just goes to show how much he's lost it in the past few months
jingle jangle
Changing his last name to Hamster
bre
littleby hamster
bre
when is he just gonna get eaten
jingle jangle
That's just more ammo for Flowey
jingle jangle
If you wanna throw those two at a quest just let me know. Idk what she'd be doing though she's got no clue what she's doing.
bre
no one takes him seriously not even himself
bre
HOW ABOUT the stories quest let's get the fairytale jokes going
bre
as funny as it would be to send bigby up to the canopy again i don't think--
bre
or tenna's quest......their episode might get banned
jingle jangle
PLEAAAAAASE THAT WOULD BE SO CUTE ACTUALLY... parvati's not cruel enough to do that again no
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Tbf running with Eleanor explaining her circumstances in fairy tale euphemisms is bespoke thank you Bigby for making me come up with that?
bre
LOVE THAT FOR HER TBH
jingle jangle
Little Sisters see the world as a dollhouse with the Big Daddies as Knights and the Big Sisters as Princesses -> ????? -> this is now how Eleanor will be explaining things via euphemism
Dolly_Mancer
bre : That sounds perfect perfect to me :'D I'll be sure to bring up the mock up draft for the quest. I'm fully on board for it being low-key, this holiday season is gonna be wild on my end :x
Mega
to be fair, akechi isn't what I'd call a nice person xD
Mega
he also doesn't trust adults and especially adult men, so
bre
Mega : extremely valid akechi enjoy not being an adult man for a few more years
bre
it's funny because i'm remembering bigby also does not like mundy (non-fairytale) cops so knowing he's a detective back home definitely adds to the "i'm not giving this kid any breaks" mantra
jingle jangle
All cops are bastards doesn't include Bigby Wolf because he a) is a bastard anyway and b) also hates cops
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Or something iunno
bre
he does in fact hate himself so it all works out
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I've gotta say the consistent duality of Laios tail wagging I love my friends and Bigby instigating a fight every time someone breathes in his general direction. Is really funny.
andrea
This is how it feels with Flowey and Noelle too. It's like. I can't believe she didn't suicide bait anyone wow
Mega
akechi doesn't actually like the police, lmao
Mega
(he also hates himself)
Mega
also his dad groomed him into being a child assassin so like. there's that!!
bre
also they both hate their dads--
bre
here we go again with the reflection of the self
Mega
akechi did approach shido first, but he was a dumb fifteen year old and it was shido who decided akechi should use his powers for murder so it's messy (not that it absolves akechi of guilt. just... punches shido)
bre
fuck shido all my homies hate shido
bre
admittedly i only know about p5 from osmosis but he would be on bigby's list of horrible fathers he has to brutally murder
bre
me looking at laios's reward points. the hell am i gonna do with all those again.
bre
i make myself laugh because he's never getting the top two rewards but you know he would kill for a merged form
bre
meanwhile bigby is gonna be a giant wererat one day and hate his life
bre
side note for bday mingle: i was trying to figure out how to also shoehorn laios getting STABBED and BLOWN UP last month but maybe that'll wait for the actual threads lmao why you got a lot of bandages on buddy
bre
he's fine, dwbi
Lᴏᴏᴘ ᴅᴇ ɢʀᴀ̂ᴄᴇ
siffrinx, secretly concerned: so what were you saying about me getting hurt -
(also siffrinx: promptly gets blown up next month probably)
bre
SWEATING
bre
b-but does it count if it wasn't on a quest or--
Lᴏᴏᴘ ᴅᴇ ɢʀᴀ̂ᴄᴇ
oh they see! they'll remember that... as long as they don't do something on a quest it doesn't count... :3c
(50-50 chance they actually remember)
bre
siffrinx constantly short circuiting laios's brain now i'm crying
Lᴏᴏᴘ ᴅᴇ ɢʀᴀ̂ᴄᴇ
this is their Job
bre
there's only so much second guessing his dialogue choices this dog can take someone please send help
bre
what if he takes the soul from kris can it help him
merry♥︎krismas
: ) yeah its great at making decisions
bre
laios, suddenly unable to eat while also having the strongest appetite of all time: i may have made a huge mistake
bre
the contrast between bigby "don't get me anything" wolf and laios "here's a full list of highly specific things i want" touden
bre
laios is actually the harder one for me to think about, i just listed problems for bigby skkakdkakdjak
jingle jangle
to be fair knowing what a person wouldn't want is really helpful for gift giving
bre
this is true.......
Dolly_Mancer
comes crashing in through the window I'm finally working on the soap quest form :'D What would you like for me to add for Laios's part for it?
bre
Dolly_Mancer : HI HELLO i'm late as hell let me think on this rq!!
bre
so i think laios probably would've picked up this quest thinking it was one of the normal ones, so likely dolly or someone at the clinic would need to tell him it's a quest from siffrin so like?? suddenly it's Very Important he does a Good Job on this one....
bre
he also does not have hands so that makes things hard but he can use his electricity to help with burning and boiling and will probably just mainly be dolly's sous chef in soap making....he's vaguely familiar with the process but definitely not his wheel house!! he's trying!!
Dolly_Mancer
Oh Laios XD Laios is in luck with Dolly knowing how to make soap (sure its the animal fat recipe, Medieval earth was a rough time!)
bre
he saw marcille do it surely that's all he needs to be an expert
bre
animal fat....so they're hunting ponyta or another horse equivalent is that it
Dolly_Mancer
Yep, its the Kelpie all over again >_>;;
Dolly_Mancer
Rough Draft quest Form Does this look good?
bre
it's perf!!
Dolly_Mancer
Yay XD I'll get this one submitted right away >:3c
Dolly_Mancer
We hunted a whole Ponyta Siffrin, make good use of the Ponyta soap
bre
very specialilty, very one of a kind, surely that gets style points
Dolly_Mancer
It's a luxury item, the clinic should be happy with its luxury soap from Medieval times!
Dolly_Mancer
And its up :')
bre
thank you thank you!! ;u;
Dolly_Mancer
You're welcome :'D I'm super excited to see what the results are for it X3
Lᴏᴏᴘ ᴅᴇ ɢʀᴀ̂ᴄᴇ
honestly i did think about listing the animal fat recipe as an option in the quest but then i decided it would be too complicated... also apparently it's easier to screw up than plant oil versions!
Usagi
yup yup
Lᴏᴏᴘ ᴅᴇ ɢʀᴀ̂ᴄᴇ
dolly and laios picked: hard mode
Usagi
good luck dolly and laios...
bre
salutes if they are gonna do anything, it's gotta bs doing the most
bre
they come back absolutely singed from ponyta hunting raring to go on soap
jingle jangle
Monster Hunter
Dolly_Mancer
The power of Friendship and BS is on their side for this one!
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Parvati drinking something even slightly alcoholic: >.<
bre
one sip "haha yeah i'm totally feeling it thankssss"
Mega
I am still amused by bigby and akechi because akechi still thinks he's like. injecting morality where akechi didn't intend for there to be any
Mega
the beef... roast beef
andrea
andrea
^ just read the latest laios & flowey tag
bre
Mega : the none pizza with all beef....to think if bigby didn't ask for akechi's take on if hunting is selfish, it probably wouldn't have gotten here skkajdjsj
bre
bigby, playing his own damn self yet again
bre
andrea : flowey officially the last straw before laios's bad dog arc starts.....it's not fine. do worry about it.
andrea
andrea
noelle tag too..........
andrea
bre hurts me and beats me up and kicks me around
jingle jangle
THAT TAG,,, sorry im popcorning it laios to see how two probably very diff versions of the same encounter go
bre
oooops 0:] aren't we all having fun here look at the silly dog go run around
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Laios I know it's your party and you can cry if you want to but also damn
Mega
it's funny because it's not even that akechi thinks all hunting is selfish, but how he worded it clearly set off mr. wolf man xD
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