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thinking again this morning about how delightful it is that so many characters in GP are under 6 ft and that means Dodger has been primarily sleeping with people smaller than him
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this is a shift from like, his primary ships (Ivar and Hawke) being 6'0 and 6'5 respectively, but also most of my own OCs from Dodger's universe are over 6 ft so Dodger is thriving in a world where he's no longer the shortest man around
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(even if he's still emotionally short, as all fragile 5'11 men are)
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this also makes it EXTRA funny that Esikko is one centimeter taller than him. out of everyone unfortunately his favorite crush is still on someone taller.
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at some point gonna meet John
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LMAO we might have to do a log or an inbox thing that is just John going "hey you could have just texted instead of breaking into my suite and scaring my boyfriend"
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Dodger is so suspicious of John, but John's also crazy hot which makes him MORE suspicious
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John, the most open of open books: yeah, okay
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at least when it comes to motivations/cough
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I really cannot wait to write machine herald topping him at 8 feet tall
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hell yeah
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Dodger tries so hard to come off like a big muscular top and that illusion shatters the moment he's around someone taller or more confident than him
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John is in a similar situation except instead of 'taller' the qualification is 'Arthur Lester'
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ideal relationship...
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one single cm carrying tradition
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just imagine how angry dodger was when esi was in heels, because normally he can ignore the height difference
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HAHAHAHA
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he's probably in heels for Halloween too, sorry dodger
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dodger craning his neck just a little bit: goddamn it
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lmaooo
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also important to note: for some reason (probably related to how Ayn Rand writes her characters) every character in Bioshock is ALSO 6 feet tall so Dodger's height was specifically chosen to make him short and spindly by Bioshock standards
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(he's no longer spindly but he USED to be stick shaped and gaunt)
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inter-dimensional height complex
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skljdfsldkf
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aw I was going to say John might cut him some slack for being a bitty but alas
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IF IT HELPS Dodger always gets SO thrown by people being nice to him in situations where he wouldn't be
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and that includes not kicking his ass for going into John's space
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he does forgive quickly if things get explained
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the real question is will dodger explain... or will he just panic and try to escape and then argue with him later that if he didn't want people snooping he would have better security in there.... (i want to say they're equally likely but it's him so. nope.)
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someone's going to end up in a tentacle straightjacket
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hot but idk if dodger will agree-
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LMAO HELP tentacle straightjacket
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watch this idiot go into an immediate panic attack while ROCK HARD
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don't think he'll miss that
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he's claustrophobic AND has trauma around bottoming but he very much wants to get wrecked by a giant man with tentacles... it's very hard being Dodger
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John is a very passionate person and could be persuaded by Arthur especially to switch gears
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cursed threesome cursed threesome
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