thinking again this morning about how delightful it is that so many characters in GP are under 6 ft and that means Dodger has been primarily sleeping with people smaller than him
this is a shift from like, his primary ships (Ivar and Hawke) being 6'0 and 6'5 respectively, but also most of my own OCs from Dodger's universe are over 6 ft so Dodger is thriving in a world where he's no longer the shortest man around
this also makes it EXTRA funny that Esikko is one centimeter taller than him. out of everyone unfortunately his favorite crush is still on someone taller.
LMAO we might have to do a log or an inbox thing that is just John going "hey you could have just texted instead of breaking into my suite and scaring my boyfriend"
also important to note: for some reason (probably related to how Ayn Rand writes her characters) every character in Bioshock is ALSO 6 feet tall so Dodger's height was specifically chosen to make him short and spindly by Bioshock standards
the real question is will dodger explain... or will he just panic and try to escape and then argue with him later that if he didn't want people snooping he would have better security in there.... (i want to say they're equally likely but it's him so. nope.)
at least when it comes to motivations/coughgoddamn it