characters as spouses... I feel like Maedhros is objectively the worst spouse, not because of him as a person, but because of The In-Law Situation
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characters as spouses... I feel like Maedhros is objectively the worst spouse, not because of him as a person, but because of The In-Law Situation
characters as spouses... I feel like Maedhros is objectively the worst spouse, not because of him as a person, but because of The In-Law Situation
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Fingon is the only one who somehow wants any part of that mid-Situation and he's insanely reckless
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also tolkien elves like...may not be metaphysically able to get divorced? which is a big turnoff
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Terra Kingdomhearts is young to get married but I think he would be a very good spouse
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affectionate, gives good hugs, reaches high shelves
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...his downside is also the father-in-law
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fuck that guy.
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he's not Feanor, but Feanor is not recorded as actively trying to kill any of his children. just the rest of his kin. so it's really a tossup.
fun sized
terra 
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TERRA!
fun sized
turn him into a WIFE
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gently pulls transfem terra headcanons out from behind my back
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one simply reads "tall strong soft"
fun sized
fun sized
Ziri✖O
omg yesssss
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YESSSSS TRANSFEM TERRA LET' SGOOOOO
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since nomura will not give me diverse body types in female characters I will simply have to make my own!
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RIGHT I will MAKE THEM MYSELF
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/gives Tifa the BEEF and aerith the chub!!!!
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buff Terra!!!!!