فك يو
https://images.plurk.com/3Ebs4W6elFfGybOAd8A2Jf.jpg hashtag my state
cacopheny
"if you want to die in a car crash? live in NH"
aѕтarion°
living as a free man where you're legally allowed to become a projectile weapon in the event of a car crash
omnomivore
You also aren't legally required to wear a helmet on a motorcycle helmet.
omnomivore
*on a motorcycle
omnomivore
My family jokes that the state's motto should be "Live Free AND Die" not "Live Free OR Die"
runedpumpkins
driving through NH to watch the eclipse last year was an Exciting Time and it wasn't because of the eclipse it was because even by masachusets standards NH drivers are lunatics
omnomivore
That's hysterical because growing up on the MA border every NH person I knew called MA drivers "Massholes"
runedpumpkins
oh mass drivers are absolutely massholes
omnomivore
(tbf, NH roads are much more poorly maintained than MA roads which doesn't help)
boocifer
i............... what
boocifer
I already have vehicle anxiety, I just wouldn't be able to exist in NH. I'd simply vibrate so hard I dissipated
فك يو
i call them massholes but i mean it lovingly
Ms Properpants
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there's no helmet laws there either for motorcycles iirc too right
🐋 𝒔𝒊𝒏𝒈𝒖𝒍𝒂𝒓𝒊𝒕𝒚.
truly livin' it free and possibly dyin' it
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also a mass resident only because i moved from ri when i was younger i am more chaotic than god when it comes to driving in a way that is both safe and yet mystifying and predictably aggressive as needed, so i agree masshole is a correct descriptor
Airdra
I used to work with someone who refused to wear a seat belt and just kept getting ticketed, it was bizarre
Airdra
Like ma'am a seat belt literally saved your husband's life and you're still out of here doing that?
فك يو
not only are there no helmet laws, people VERY frequently take advantage of that fact. I see so many bare heads on bikes
Kira🌵
haha I'm glad someone showed up with the "live free and die" joke because I was going to have to make it otherwise
Kira🌵
there are. many libertarians of the "I want government money, just not government rules" variety out here on the west coast, but NH is especially Like That
pharadyne
I especially hate that the libertarian argument is often "This effects no one but me!" And I'm like, "no, sir, my tax money has to pay people to scrape your body off the pavement and conduct a fatal accident investigation."
فك يو
we have freestaters, the looniest libertarians in existence barring the sovereign citizen people
Jay
pharadyne : that is exactly my attitude
Jay
also, at the age of... 6 or 7 I got to watch a dumbass lay his motorcycle down coming around the corner on my brother's street, where I'd been playing out front with my nieces, who had just run into the house for... something. GROSSNESS INCOMING
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Jay
ANd while I'm sure the amount of skin he peeled off his body was gross, it was the piece of his skull that skidded to a stop in front of me that sticks in my mind
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فك يو
holy shit, i'm so sorry, that's horrifying
Jay
iiiit really is, so WEAR YOUR HELMET, FOLKS >.<
Ptriciadactyl
I was probably 9 or 10 when a friend hit a patch of gravel and went over the handlebars of his bicycle, and he probably would've died if he weren't wearing a helmet. The helmet was trashed and he had a concussion, I had to tell him over and over what had happened while his brother went for help.
Ptriciadactyl
THE IDEA OF A MOTORCYCLIST NOT WEARING A HELMET IS SO HORRIFYING
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