BethampHATamine
I need 8 ghost-tolerant friends to get a mortgage with me.
BethampHATamine
9br/8ba, 105 acres, 12,000 sqare feet
dirtsmell
an HOA though?
dirtsmell
9 BEDROOMS
dirtsmell
Jesus
BethampHATamine
oh total dealbreaker if there's an HOA
dirtsmell
i assume that's what it means there under the acreage
BethampHATamine
Oh, no it says there's none.
dirtsmell
Oh, well, in that case
dirtsmell
sign me up for a ghost roomie!
BethampHATamine
How fucked are with with no AC in Connecticut?
dirtsmell
eh. i don't have ac now and i'm in upstate ny. besides. window units are a thing
dirtsmell
it sucks sometimes, but generally survivable. i have a window unit just for sleep during the absolutely worst of summer
BethampHATamine
I’m in the PNW, I do not understand weather on the east side of the country.
dirtsmell
we have four seasons if that helps
dirtsmell
less rain than you generally
dirtsmell
though fall and spring have gotten.... loose... in recent years. Thanks, climate change!
Ptriciadactyl
you'll want window units in the room you sleep in for the summer
Ptriciadactyl
but I've had no central air for most of my life in MA
ShaynaIsHere
I mean... I'd be down?
Trust Us~
Ghosts, you say.
Ptriciadactyl
I already have a much smaller ghostish house
Ptriciadactyl
technically my house is older than that one!
runedpumpkins
ugh litchfield county though their weather can get wild
spooky mycelium
does not have a HOA but the mortgage is a little outside of my budget, even split 9 ways
BethampHATamine
Zillow estimates the monthly payments will be ONLY $55k.
spooky mycelium
maybe we can find a way to get the ghosts to pay rent
BethampHATamine
That'd be great because you know that place got hella ghosts
Ptriciadactyl
my ghosts never pay, it's very rude of them
Ptriciadactyl
nor do my squirrels, even ruder, and serving them eviction notices costs me $600
BethampHATamine
damn those squirrels
dirtsmell
or we could just win various levels of the lottery all at once
BethampHATamine
hell yeah
R-tist
raises hand
i have no money but i have the spirit
BethampHATamine
XD
Jay
Oh man, 105 acres
Jay
LOOK AT THOSE TREES
Jay
Jay
I wonder what the kitchen's like
Jay
sadly, I have no money and could only trade cooking, gardening and animal husbandry
Jay
but if the lottery should come in? SO THERE
BethampHATamine
Yeah, sus that there are 0 pics of a kitchen
Jay
yeeeah
Jay
or bathrooms
Big Duck Energy
R-tist : goddamn it I laughed
Jay
I can't help thinking that property would be 10000% wasted on the kind o person who could afford it
BethampHATamine
There's a lotto machine in the lobby of my work now. Listings like this are 100% of why that's a problem for me.
Big Duck Energy
Also I lowkey wanna pretend I'm interested just to get a tour
Big Duck Energy
me just snapping 100 pictures and hoping to catch a ghost
Jay
uuuuugh, I want 100 acres someplace gorgeous like that
BethampHATamine
But if I win the sort of money that I could buy this, I'm just going to build one with all the convenient bits and replica history in a place that I'd actually want to live.
BethampHATamine
(allergic to inland, me)
Jay
lol, very fair
Jay
I just want land where I can have huge gardens and some chickens and goats and maybe a milk cow and a couple sheep... and ducks... with a pond... maybe some quail....
BethampHATamine
OH JAY
BethampHATamine
speaking of quail
BethampHATamine
https://images.plurk.com/1eRiPVOn6kkAX1RybTrg4q.jpg look what I got at an estate auction.
BethampHATamine
All very old, most intact, most blown or dried out.
BethampHATamine
probably not all legal to own
BethampHATamine
https://images.plurk.com/31ZOmyObUBuoA8RZnA5h8o.jpg
Jay
oooooooh, gorgeous!
BethampHATamine
Need to level up my psyanky skills to play with these.
R-tist
Big Duck Energy : i'm so glad the pun landed
R-tist
eggies are gorg
ShaynaIsHere
Wooooaah. =0
I agree about the eggs!
Jay
the people I've seen who do pysanky on eggs that tiny and fragile seem to usually fill them with resin first, but that is also a super painstaking thing that can go awry
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