daekie!
what-if wednesday! AUs: they're out there
daekie!
pay no attention to the character sheets in the corner. those could mean anything
shoboogan
/quietly stuffs xerxes' several pages of batshit lore under a desk
daekie!
exactly. you get me
shoboogan
the funniest thing to do now is stick xerxes and wizardlock ash in a room
daekie!
tragically or perhaps wonderfully, exandria ash is a necromancer
shoboogan
amazing. xerxes fully "how can i nope out of this"
shoboogan
(also. necromancer ash should definitely stuff vecna into a locker)
daekie!
https://images.plurk.com/1YZbrggJ1AUWNQAvqZnhsq.png she's so normal and so trustworthy--
shoboogan
oh my god volstrucker ash
shoboogan
beautiful and horrifying
daekie!
it tracked so well. i couldn't resist
shoboogan
trent over there like "well i didn't ASK you to go that hard but okay"
daekie!
what's the point of doing anything if you're not going to whole-ass it!! take pride in your work!!
daekie!
do some deeply concerning blood magic on yourself so you can pact with a devil!! probably this is a good thing.
shoboogan
asmodeus: zerxus you take this one
shoboogan
zerxus: thanks???????
daekie!
ash is looking forward to a beautiful partnership <3
shoboogan
asmodeus like, they killed their parents! i know the funniest possible thing to do
daekie!
connecting you (aspiring "warlock") to the devil who can take your call is going to have the most feelings about you murdering your parents out of the available options -
shoboogan
with the most dad vibes in hell
Big Duck Energy
I have often contemplated Ash and Jinx AUed into one another's canons
Big Duck Energy
they're already similar so why not take the extra leap
daekie!
there is a very easy argument for Jinx as a Malkavian but I feel like that's a little too easy tbh
daekie!
that said, 'already mentally ill and having it amplified and twisted by the Embrace' is not uncommon for Malks, and nothing else immediately stands out to me 🤔
daekie!
but i am too canonblind to really feel out the shape of an Arcane AU for Ash
Big Duck Energy
i could guide u
Big Duck Energy
let us guide each other in these AUs
daekie!
reaches out...... takes ur hand
Big Duck Energy
cause I'm also super canonblind even tho I've been reading all the info on your journal
daekie!
It also doesn't help that Ash is from a homebrew universe, lmao
Big Duck Energy
such a fun story
Big Duck Energy
yeah (LOL) I love it though
daekie!
so my DM has been canonwelding the cosmology of all the different World of Darkness games together
Big Duck Energy
ohhhh
Big Duck Energy
that's such a fun thing to do with various worlds
Big Duck Energy
that's usually how I run my own private DWRPs with just friends
daekie!
there's so much shit i know that is completely irrelevant to barge ash by virtue of 1. literally no way she could know this 2. hasn't happened yet in her timeline
Big Duck Energy
I'll be like "okay so this time, we're taking Kingdom Hearts, Shadow Hearts, and one secret setting and merging it all together" and then they have to guess the third or sometimes even fourth one I threw in
daekie!
nodding. nodding
daekie!
anyway. holds ur hand. guide me thru the dark of Not Knowing Shit
Big Duck Energy
:> hehe yes, I can ramble to you somewhere or even try doing group stream since some of my other friends enjoy rewatching
Big Duck Energy
I forget, do you have a Discord?
daekie!
i do! it is just daekie
daekie!
shoboogan : the slow, creeping realization of 'is my patron trying to act fatherly towards me? no, it couldn't be, that's ridiculous. ....could it
shoboogan
thousand year old zerxus will never admit it. asmodeus is in the corner full on
daekie!
ash comes to the conclusion that this is probably an elaborate mindgame. and as such it's one they're going to win
shoboogan
no one WINS a mind game everyone just has a headache forever
daekie!
you might not be able to win a mind game but you can certainly lose one! and of course that would be unacceptable
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