daekie!
@daekie
Wed, Sep 24, 2025 8:46 PM
what-if wednesday! AUs: they're out there
daekie!
@daekie
Wed, Sep 24, 2025 8:47 PM
pay no attention to the character sheets in the corner. those could mean anything
shoboogan
@shobogan
Wed, Sep 24, 2025 8:48 PM
/quietly stuffs xerxes' several pages of batshit lore under a desk
daekie!
@daekie
Wed, Sep 24, 2025 8:50 PM
exactly. you get me
shoboogan
@shobogan
Wed, Sep 24, 2025 8:51 PM
the funniest thing to do now is stick xerxes and wizardlock ash in a room
daekie!
@daekie
Wed, Sep 24, 2025 8:53 PM
tragically or perhaps wonderfully, exandria ash is a necromancer
shoboogan
@shobogan
Wed, Sep 24, 2025 8:55 PM
amazing. xerxes fully "how can i nope out of this"
shoboogan
@shobogan
Wed, Sep 24, 2025 8:55 PM
(also. necromancer ash should definitely stuff vecna into a locker)
daekie!
@daekie
Wed, Sep 24, 2025 8:55 PM
https://images.plurk.com/1YZbrggJ1AUWNQAvqZnhsq.png she's so normal and so trustworthy--
shoboogan
@shobogan
Wed, Sep 24, 2025 8:57 PM
oh my god volstrucker ash
shoboogan
@shobogan
Wed, Sep 24, 2025 8:57 PM
beautiful and horrifying
daekie!
@daekie
Wed, Sep 24, 2025 8:57 PM
it tracked so well. i couldn't resist
shoboogan
@shobogan
Wed, Sep 24, 2025 9:07 PM
trent over there like "well i didn't ASK you to go that hard but okay"
daekie!
@daekie
Wed, Sep 24, 2025 9:09 PM
what's the point of doing anything if you're not going to whole-ass it!! take pride in your work!!
daekie!
@daekie
Wed, Sep 24, 2025 9:10 PM
do some deeply concerning blood magic on yourself so you can pact with a devil!! probably this is a good thing.
shoboogan
@shobogan
Wed, Sep 24, 2025 9:16 PM
asmodeus: zerxus you take this one
shoboogan
@shobogan
Wed, Sep 24, 2025 9:16 PM
zerxus: thanks???????
daekie!
@daekie
Wed, Sep 24, 2025 9:19 PM
ash is looking forward to a beautiful partnership <3
shoboogan
@shobogan
Wed, Sep 24, 2025 11:11 PM
asmodeus like, they killed their parents! i know the funniest possible thing to do
daekie!
@daekie
Wed, Sep 24, 2025 11:58 PM
connecting you (aspiring "warlock") to the devil who can take your call is going to have the most feelings about you murdering your parents out of the available options -
shoboogan
@shobogan
Thu, Sep 25, 2025 12:03 AM
with the most dad vibes in hell
Big Duck Energy
@skiesonfire
Thu, Sep 25, 2025 12:04 AM
I have often contemplated Ash and Jinx AUed into one another's canons
Big Duck Energy
@skiesonfire
Thu, Sep 25, 2025 12:04 AM
they're already similar so why not take the extra leap
daekie!
@daekie
Thu, Sep 25, 2025 12:08 AM
there is a very easy argument for Jinx as a Malkavian but I feel like that's a little too easy tbh
daekie!
@daekie
Thu, Sep 25, 2025 12:14 AM
that said, 'already mentally ill and having it amplified and twisted by the Embrace' is not uncommon for Malks, and nothing else immediately stands out to me 🤔
daekie!
@daekie
Thu, Sep 25, 2025 12:14 AM
but i am too canonblind to really feel out the shape of an Arcane AU for Ash
Big Duck Energy
@skiesonfire
Thu, Sep 25, 2025 12:18 AM
i could guide u
Big Duck Energy
@skiesonfire
Thu, Sep 25, 2025 12:18 AM
let us guide each other in these AUs
daekie!
@daekie
Thu, Sep 25, 2025 12:18 AM
reaches out...... takes ur hand
Big Duck Energy
@skiesonfire
Thu, Sep 25, 2025 12:18 AM
cause I'm also super canonblind even tho I've been reading all the info on your journal
daekie!
@daekie
Thu, Sep 25, 2025 12:19 AM
It also doesn't help that Ash is from a homebrew universe, lmao
Big Duck Energy
@skiesonfire
Thu, Sep 25, 2025 12:19 AM
such a fun story
Big Duck Energy
@skiesonfire
Thu, Sep 25, 2025 12:19 AM
yeah (LOL) I love it though
daekie!
@daekie
Thu, Sep 25, 2025 12:19 AM
so my DM has been canonwelding the cosmology of all the different World of Darkness games together
Big Duck Energy
@skiesonfire
Thu, Sep 25, 2025 12:20 AM
ohhhh
Big Duck Energy
@skiesonfire
Thu, Sep 25, 2025 12:20 AM
that's such a fun thing to do with various worlds
Big Duck Energy
@skiesonfire
Thu, Sep 25, 2025 12:20 AM
that's usually how I run my own private DWRPs with just friends
daekie!
@daekie
Thu, Sep 25, 2025 12:21 AM
there's so much shit i know that is completely irrelevant to barge ash by virtue of 1. literally no way she could know this 2. hasn't happened yet in her timeline
Big Duck Energy
@skiesonfire
Thu, Sep 25, 2025 12:21 AM
I'll be like "okay so this time, we're taking Kingdom Hearts, Shadow Hearts, and one secret setting and merging it all together" and then they have to guess the third or sometimes even fourth one I threw in
daekie!
@daekie
Thu, Sep 25, 2025 12:21 AM
nodding. nodding
daekie!
@daekie
Thu, Sep 25, 2025 12:21 AM
anyway. holds ur hand. guide me thru the dark of Not Knowing Shit
Big Duck Energy
@skiesonfire
Thu, Sep 25, 2025 12:22 AM
:> hehe yes, I can ramble to you somewhere or even try doing group stream since some of my other friends enjoy rewatching
Big Duck Energy
@skiesonfire
Thu, Sep 25, 2025 12:23 AM
I forget, do you have a Discord?
daekie!
@daekie
Thu, Sep 25, 2025 12:23 AM
i do! it is just daekie
daekie!
@daekie
Thu, Sep 25, 2025 1:59 AM
shoboogan : the slow, creeping realization of 'is my patron trying to act fatherly towards me? no, it couldn't be, that's ridiculous. ....could it
shoboogan
@shobogan
Thu, Sep 25, 2025 7:52 PM
thousand year old zerxus will never admit it. asmodeus is in the corner full on
daekie!
@daekie
Thu, Sep 25, 2025 8:11 PM
ash comes to the conclusion that this is probably an elaborate mindgame. and as such it's one they're going to win
shoboogan
@shobogan
Thu, Sep 25, 2025 8:20 PM
no one WINS a mind game everyone just has a headache forever
daekie!
@daekie
Thu, Sep 25, 2025 8:22 PM
you might not be able to win a mind game but you can certainly lose one! and of course that would be unacceptable
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