skerple
[cats] omg. so we might be getting an additional cat, because the funniest possible thing has happened to my father
boo(f)
oh NO
skerple
he's been renting a room in a friend's house (the Extremely A Lot friend that I met as a favor to him) to use as a writing office, because he's working on a novel and has found that for whatever reason he just cannot write at home
skerple
this friend has a cat, a friendly gray tuxedo named Charlotte
skerple
and dad? has apparently "ruined" this cat
skerple
apparently she used to be a quiet cat!
skerple
now, she meows constantly when he's not there
skerple
to such an intolerable degree that the friend has insisted dad come and take her
skerple
I learned this because dad asked me if we had any Feliway to spray the cat carrier with.
keyboard spider
pffff congrats you have a new cat????
skerple
this is the funniest possible thing that could happen specifically to my dad, because he's. like. he's always been the main opposition to us taking in any cats
skerple
not because he doesn't like cats, you understand
skerple
but because he's such a sap for them that he actively puts up emotional walls to keep from getting attached
云深不吃素
your dad... is tsundere for cats.....
skerple
HE'S TSUNDERE FOR CATS!!!
skerple
so yeah he's driving out to Laveen. to collect a cat. a cat that belongs (belonged) to a different human entirely.
skerple
because he was nice to the cat and the cat imprinted.
skerple
I will NEVER let him live this down
𝖉𝖗𝖊𝖆𝖒𝖎𝖓𝖌*⛥*ﾟ・。*
omgggg
skerple
we always have to fight him about taking in cats but THIS TIME he has NO CHOICE because it's HIS OWN FAULT
云深不吃素
his cat now
云深不吃素
free cat (non-optional)
KILL YOUR TV
OMG. HIS CAT NOW
boo(f)
CAT REDISTRIBUTION CENTER HAS SUCCEEEDED IN ITS MISSION
terravesty
Congratulations to your dad on his new cat
Yensia
cat distribution center is hard at work
skerple
I look forward to meeting my dad's new cat, i hope she gets along with the others
skerple
tuxie is utterly starstruck by neffie, so I'm hoping she'll take well to charlotte also
💀SPOOKY NOAH💀
congrats on your dad's new cat
fresh&🐀atouille
LMAOGNDNHSKD
Hamlet 3.3.87
I can't believe your dad seduced his friend's cat
L'fuckingChaim
cat seduction...
skerple
seduced her with treats
RobotApocalypse
that's so fucking funny
RobotApocalypse
Charlotte really said "friendship ended with [dad's friend], [dad] is my best friend now"
KILL YOUR TV
Just going around the house screaming HUMAN...WHEN WILL REAL HUMAN RETURN
skerple
OKAY I WAS ACCIDENTALLY COMATOSE ALL DAY but UPDATE: we are not actually taking Charlotte, for reasons that are ALSO very funny
skerple
apparently dad and friend were kind of on the outs that day, and Charlotte sensed a disturbance in the force
skerple
and the MINUTE he agreed on the phone to come get her
skerple
she settled down
skerple
and did not make a peep even after he left again
skerple
she just wanted them to stop fighting.....
fresh&🐀atouille
ofmnfshkdbs
boo(f)
i love cats so FUCKING much
云深不吃素
BABY...
RobotApocalypse
that's so funny...