Ash!!1
[uspol adjacent] when you can't even feel schadenfreude about musk losing his richest man status cuz the title went to an AI tech bro
Ash!!1
I am trying not to post a lot of uspol here but man I wish these folks would stub their toes or something lol
Nishi
Elon musk replaced by another Elon musk
🦉 𝕽𝖔𝖜𝖑-𝖔-𝖜𝖊𝖊𝖓 🦉
Revisit shooting them all into space please...
Ash!!1
Gotta arbitrarily say one horrible man is more valuable than the other horrid man cuz he has more resources to build energy guzzling data centers!!
𝕊𝕡𝕒𝕔𝕖 𝔸𝕔𝕖
I didn't even know Oracle's software suite was still being used. It's some of the worst programs I've ever had to deal with.
Ash!!1
But it uses ai so it's worth has artificially inflated lol
fresh&🐀atouille
IT WAS FUCKING ORACLE?
soup witch
i dont even know who this fucking guy is lol
soup witch
like at least tesla is kind of a household name
𝕊𝕡𝕒𝕔𝕖 𝔸𝕔𝕖
fresh&🐀atouille
: it was fucking Oracle. =_=
fresh&🐀atouille
wefeelspooky
It would be great if literally anything nice happened for once
evil rhombus
of course it's fucking oracle.
Ash!!1
I didn't know oracle was so hated but it brings me joy knowing they suck
fresh&🐀atouille
everyone who has used oracle walking into this plurk to hiss
Gloomy
being richest doesn't mean shit anymore
Gloomy
you can say you're making an artificial god and suddenly you're the richest person on the planet because other people want it to be true
Nishi
wefeelspooky
: Well. I have some good news-
SCARY SLOWPOKE
Elonger Muskier 
SCARY SLOWPOKE
IT WAS ORACLE????
SCARY SLOWPOKE
everyone who has worked in any kind of it/tech howls in unison