

Dr. BeardoPuff
[healthcare, uspol]
The left arm smashes the flu. The right arm smashes covid.


Dr. BeardoPuff
I am ready to punch RFK.

Dr. BeardoPuff
In the balls.

Unhauntability
You'll explode his whole worm-eaten head

Dr. BeardoPuff
It turns out that having lots of muscle will make your BMI be high enough to be obese.

Dr. BeardoPuff
BMI is a useful measure of health.

Dr. BeardoPuff
(Conversely I am also possessed of a beer belly so like.... it's a combination)

DE❤LOSE
holy shit I just got the same shots about an hour ago in the same arms... we are so ready

Dr. BeardoPuff
You, also, have been bulking up to get your BMI up enough, clearly.

DE❤LOSE
I want to punch a specific dude too 🙂↕️ gotta get Big

Dr. BeardoPuff
Everyone gather round to punch RFK in the dick.

Bret 🍄🟫
hell yeah

Bret 🍄🟫
I got mine scheduled for tomorrow but we'll see if they let me get both of them


Unhauntability
Thanks for reminding me to schedule mine

Dr. BeardoPuff
Remember that absolutely everyone in this thread is very swole, and also were chain smokers from 18-24.

Dr. BeardoPuff
So you have two excuses to get the covid shot.

Bret 🍄🟫
nods deeply

skeledong
sweet BILATERAL GAINS bro

Dr. BeardoPuff
2swole 2not vaccinate

Dr. BeardoPuff
NEXT MORNING I got that pfizer covid arm and general "body aches, feelin' tired" post-vaccination malaise.

Dr. BeardoPuff
I'm sorry, RFK, you were right, I should have just gotten polio instead.

Big Daddy Wiz
Star Trek Conspiracy Ending - We Seek Peaceful Coexi...
RFK Jr

Bret 🍄🟫
Got em both in one arm so i can trogdor through the countryside

Dr. BeardoPuff
I wanted to know if pfizer stills gives the ol' covid arm.

Dr. BeardoPuff
It does.

Dr. BeardoPuff
But it seems less worse than the first time I got a pfizer shot.

Dr. BeardoPuff
... setting phasers to 'just explode that guy's head huh"

Big Daddy Wiz
As you do

DE❤LOSE
yeah my flu arm is fine but the covid arm is ouchie. otherwise I feel fine, I'll take it

DE❤LOSE
rdy to fight