[Europe Day 5] Its day 3 on the boat and mom still doesn't know how the room lights work. She just wants to pull the room card (always mine, she never has hers out) out of the wall to turn them off instead of just turning light switches off. No lights work without the card in a slot in the wall, so you can't turn a light back on her way.

I would have gone crazy with your mom ngl

Nobody but me paid any attention to the travel arrangements for today at our breakfast table. I'm out here saying things that they told us yesterday at the evening briefing meeting like I'm Moses hitting people in the face with stone slabs.

I'M SLIPPIN'

I just have to remind myself that my mom has the emotional maturity of a toddler.

Me at breakfast table: It' a walking tour.
Boomer Woman: I think it'll be a coach tour like yesterday.
Me: Busses are not allowed on the Isle. It's a walking tour.
Mom: What? Isle? Island?
Me: The Isle of Strasbourg.
Mom: Is that the same place as Strasbourg?
Me: Yes.

Anyway heres some photos of the Cathedral and the Musée des beaux arts

me, on this trip

<-- Honey

I had Salade Niçoise and my mom had another Salad.

Oh my glob I just started talking with a pre Vatican-II Catholic who hates the cathedral we saw because of a new stained glass window.

Imagine loving Jesus so much you froth with rage when you see a modern depiction of him.

This boat may be purgatory.

Wait what's wrong with 400 feet tall jesus

he's TOO MODERN and not SAME AS 14TH CENTURY ART

Urgh