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[JW][spoilers] screaming what a good fucking time rebirth is??? aight no post-credits thank god I think I would've been miffed if they started doing that
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this movie is??? unreasonably good???
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I might have Opinions just bc I went in with rock bottom expectations, like, I knew I would be Entertained even if just mindlessly but no it's like genuinely a good-ass time
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do you want to like and care about a good many of the characters??? god damn the scenes early on with zora and duncan that establish so much character and feels like. really natural in a way? I was so charmed by the characters honestly
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the fact that the mission team and the family team were separated and having their own adventures for most of the movie and going back and forth between them was a choice I thought wouldn't work but it DOES bc you don't overall hate the family
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I was so prepared for a jp3 repeat but no you like. give at least part of a shit about them and they aren't like stupid-stupid
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it IS real unfortunate that you can clock who's going to die real quick by who doesn't get any kind of backstory (or in some cases like. name afaik) and it sucks bc you do like even those characters
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honestly the body count in this movie is like more than you'd think
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there was absolutely one point in the movie my jaw dropped in awe and yes it's with the titanosaurs my god it's all beautiful
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the tropical colored compys ;; I hope those skins are in the game
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the cgi for the dinos was solid af; I swear to god some of the backgrounds were like classic painted backgrounds or they gave that feel and it feels GOOD; all of the cg involving the cliff climb with the quetzals was not super great in comparison lol
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can I just say: that jeep was way too advanced for 17 years ago but I dig it, I hope it wasn't a modified topless cybertruck or something
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I do like the message of SCIENCE SHOULD BE FOR EVERYONE FUCK PROFITS
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and while I still think the idea of 'it has to be samples from The Biggest Ones specifically' is tacky, I...okay I can give it to them that 'bc their hearts are the biggest and they live crazy long for it' does make some amount of sense. there isn't any reason to do the land/sea/air thing but w/e!!! we gotta contrive SOME things
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some of the dino behaviors are fascinating. like the titanos yeah but like. the breaching mosasaur, that's just a really interesting behavior to have it do breaching jumps not unlike a whale. and yeah the spinos helping it hunt is like. WOULD that happen, ehhhh, but the fact that they put effort into making some really interesting and unique interactions
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between species, between individuals, and just really interesting animal behaviors is something that's Good Shit. have I played too much jwe? shut up it's not like I was thinking in park manager terms through the movie (maybe a little)
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CAN WE TALK ABOUT THE MUTADONS BC I LOVE THEM THEY'RE HORRIFYING THEIR DESIGN FUCKS
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I also big appreciate implying other prehistoric critters are around. like muthafuckin dunkleosteus fuck YEAH
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I'm interested in the timeline now hold on I was just researching
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bc this is 5 years after dominion which actually puts this aaaat 2027? we doing some mcu shit up in this
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jw the park was open 2005-2015, the mt sibo eruption (thus fallen kingdom) came 3 years later at 2018, dominion is 4 years after THAT so 2022, and this is FIVE years from THAT so yeah it's 2027
SO 17 years ago would've been 2010
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I think I will quietly rescind my statement re: the jeep being Too Advanced
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so masrani owned all that stuff by then but kept the ingen branding bc ingen was like. subsidiary of masrani corp. and like. it DOES actually go along with the idea proposed in jw1, bc we get the indy rex, like of COURSE they had a site for fucking around with mutants for fun and profit, that's like how we GET the indy rex
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we just get like. way more horrifying shit instead.
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question: how does one door malfunctioning bring down YOUR ENTIRE SECURITY SYSTEM, that seems poorly designed I think
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I have. GOT to know. what the d-rex is blended with to get those dexterous handy forelimbs. like HOW did you make THAT
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honestly would've loved to see them get fuckin weirder and wilder, a few more mutations, since that was kind of one of the points behind the lab. the idea that these creatures survived like 20 years is nuts
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god still love the mutadon designs. I love the floppy gullet-y necks. the hook beak mouth. just the general awful shape of them.
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also glad there was no romance. the whole time it was like. I can see z being sweet on loomis. she looked at him sometimes in a way that read as smitten. but at no point is there anything actually there on screen with them and frankly? honestly? appreciate it
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man and the t-rex was just so LORGE she was HUGE she was THICCCC and she was sneepy and that's so real of her
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apparently in the initial cut of the movie duncan DOES actually die and I'm glad he didn't bc. let's be SUPER DUPER HONEST. you have three black characters and two of them die, killing the third one would've felt SO fucking bad
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