was Walter!
plant jesus
A party that Vash isn't invited to? Boo.
InClementVarker
Ethan is going to have mixed feelings when he finds out.
pumpkin ghoul
Yelena just “maybe one of us will get lucky and be next”.
Grimme Sheepie
want me to throw arthur at this one? owo
was Walter!
if you think it would be IC for Arthur to react to it then I would be VERY curious to see how it goes for sure!
was Walter!
I was going to take a little period of time (probably an entire day) to collect myself and then go forward with the gazebo starter I was telling you, but absolutely, if you have an idea reacting to this then I'd prefer that
Grimme Sheepie
o7 i'm just overexcited, lmao, i can wait for sure
Mυrder Mυғғιɴ
Walter thinks Malcolm is so delicate bc he never really gives him a chance. He doesn’t want u to disappear buddy.
floofdoodle
was Walter!
CLAP
was Walter!
Maybe... Maybe I can arrange second chance for Malcolm... We will see...
was Walter!
Ian plz let me know if you need a 2/2 on this short tag I wrote for comedic purposes
InClementVarker
xD no no its okay, I laughed tho
was Walter!
Walter: I wish Malcolm would push me a little
Malcolm: pushes him a little when his closest friend has just vanished/died which may or may not be related to finally crossing a threshold of complete psychological torture
Walter: ...are you kidding me
Mυrder Mυғғιɴ
he wasn't even trying to push. he had a question. 😆
Mυrder Mυғғιɴ
he's going to take that as a "no" to the question of whether they can tall about that.
was Walter!
"can we talk about X extremely sensitive topic?"
"ok yes maybe some"
"Hey can we also talk about Y extremely sensitive topic?"
Walter just like ARE YOU KIDDING ME
Mυrder Mυғғιɴ
he didn't seem to want to actually talk about X so he thought... maybe Y.
Mυrder Mυғғιɴ
he really will be devastated if he fails to help Walter.
Mυrder Mυғғιɴ
not that he never made a mistake with Neal or Kiki but they mostly seemed to want his help if they had to have someone's help.
Mυrder Mυғғιɴ
he's never really sure about Walter.
Mυrder Mυғғιɴ
but he promised
Mυrder Mυғғιɴ
and he meant it
was Walter!
This moment just has not been particularly good for Walter on the "becoming a warden strips you of literally all dignity and sensitivity" front
was Walter!
He is still crashing out very hard from Misty being completely unable to understand why her lies have destroyed their friendship
was Walter!
So with Malcolm also completely unable to understand (both in this moment and over time e.g. "whee we're having a sleepover" during flood, even as an initial reaction that he could quickly realize he had to temper, Walter is still like WHY) Walter is just... mad...
Mυrder Mυғғιɴ
Fair tho.
Mυrder Mυғғιɴ
(But yes. He did quickly realize he had to temper it 🤣)
Mυrder Mυғғιɴ
Anyway he likes the guy a lot, does not really understand what he wants or needs because a) it seems to change and b) he seems to lie about it and basically he doesn't want him to die because he thinks he can have a really great life if they can just bust through the wall they keep banging both their heads on.
was Walter!
He thinks Malcolm could also have a great life if he went back to ACTUALLY helping people instead of whatever the hell this is <3
was Walter!
Now I'm just imagining Walter becoming a detective out of sheer spite
Mυrder Mυғғιɴ
Malcolm thinks it's a great career! 😃
InClementVarker
spite graduating because he wants to do a better job actually helping people
Mυrder Mυғғιɴ
It counts!
was Walter!
Venn diagram of great careers and what wardens do is two separate circles
was Walter!
Detective
Police officer
Therapist
Nurse
Medical researcher
Parent (technically a vocation)

Love how wardens are not a single one of those things <3
Mυrder Mυғғιɴ
What SHOULD they be on the Barge if the Admiral can’t be stopped from taking inmates?
pumpkin ghoul
"We have to do this because he can't be stopped" doesn't work as an argument when they've made 0 attempts to stop him, is the problem.
was Walter!
This also
was Walter!
It may seem contradictory that Walter flips around like "oh, so you're admitting the barge is bad? Not some not-so-bad thing that ultimately helps people?" but he's... struggling...
Mυrder Mυғғιɴ
Attempts to stop him have been made pls see Steve Rogers.
Mυrder Mυғғιɴ
Aw Walter. He knows you're grieving but since nothing helps, have a little bitchiness.
Amy
Will's trying to reach out a little. He usually stays out of Malcolm's inmate stuff, but it's not been feasible lately. (see: flood)
Mυrder Mυғғιɴ
was Walter!
I am picking away at my Will tags the best I can
was Walter!
Walter may currently perceive Will as ultimately opposed to his interests but at least he doesn't say stuff as extremely misguided as... this...
Mυrder Mυғғιɴ
Walter open your mind to other points of view :-P
was Walter!
Walter is seriously as pissed off about this as he was about "inmates. Some of them are trying their best" or "you can just poke a vampire in the eye" except this is even more personal
Mυrder Mυғғιɴ
Mυrder Mυғғιɴ
I feel like the next convo after this they could get to you need to go home and deal with All That.
was Walter!
I do have a certain angle in mind that can connect to that
Mυrder Mυғғιɴ
was Walter!
The funniest fucking thing in the world has been delaying my Varker tag to retcon in Walter being this pissed off at Malcolm
was Walter!
THANK YOU EVERYONE FOR... YOUR PATIENCE...
InClementVarker
xD oh???
Mυrder Mυғғιɴ
Mυrder Mυғғιɴ
He’s.... here to........ help?
was Walter!
Mυrder Mυғғιɴ there will be some stuff in brackets in here that I originally intended to cover in the "first waking up on the stuck together flood" thread
Mυrder Mυғғιɴ
Mυrder Mυғғιɴ
Also Malcolm DOES want to still talk to Walter about his blood offerings to Misty.
was Walter!
Yes this is exactly what I meant with "serious conversation in the future" on the other plurk
Mυrder Mυғғιɴ
was Walter!
was Walter!
I managed to write a comment. I'm trying to advance this Malcolm content, it is important...
was Walter!
But I've been having unusual sleepiness these past couple days which may be heat wave related
Mυrder Mυғғιɴ
Ew heat i hate it
Mυrder Mυғғιɴ
But yummy tag i love it
was Walter!
Me sad about Walter pushing Malcolm away but... Second important conversation sooner so... Hooray...?? T_T
Mυrder Mυғғιɴ
Mυrder Mυғғιɴ
YAY!
was Walter!
IT'S HERE

Mυrder Mυғғιɴ

for those playing along at home
Grimme Sheepie
good job(?) walter!
was Walter!
we will see if you still think that when you find out why
was Walter!
me looking at my character "you sure are doing the things you're doing"
was Walter!
Mυrder Mυғғιɴ
InClementVarker
I will have you know that Varker would be incredibly offended if he knew 'old' had been a descriptor used for him in any way. he's not old, he dyes and moisturizes to make sure that word has no business being anywhere near his name xD
was Walter!
I am sorry to say that is itself very much 'old queen' behavior. maybe just 'queen' would be more appropriate but I feel in that context it would have seemed more like it could mean royalty or whatever
Walter is just here like "is that how he wants people to think of him? noted, good for him"
was Walter!
Walter is convinced Norton knows those emojis
was Walter!
he has not forgotten the time that Norton apparently spent like 90 minutes in the future and managed to get on The Apps within that time
was Walter!
alright now the people can know
that Arthur would be particularly disappointed in Walter saying out loud "ulterior motives"
Mυrder Mυғғιɴ
Mυrder Mυғғιɴ
Grimme Sheepie
was Walter!
I was looking at this to check the comment about The Apps and I'm losing it at "John Doe's significant other" so like yes Arthur's Polycule. honestly John does have more lines in the web but well. usually Walter gets more mileage out of Arthur's Polycule
was Walter!
This charmed me. The exclamation points are so 19th century
InClementVarker
oh my god everything in that link is perfection.
InClementVarker
he came of age in San Francisco in the eighties, so definitely apart of the culture, just quietly. hes much more secure in it now that he's 55.
was Walter!
yeah exactly. "is that the cultural role you have? awesome, noted"
was Walter!
thread tracker UPDATED.
was Walter!
I'm now going to be wandering off for much of the night
daekie!
Arthur Lester's Extended Polycule...
Grimme Sheepie
it kills me every time
Mυrder Mυғғιɴ
Ugh i had to do a chore and missed ur prime time. I hope you have a good much of the night!
was Walter!
Please do not worry, I am the one being patchy!!
was Walter!
Aaaaaaand then I woke up ungodly early by my standards and couldn't get back to sleep so um. I'm gonna have to muddle through work as best I can for a while before anything else
Mυrder Mυғғιɴ
ugh work why
Mυrder Mυғғιɴ
I say from work
was Walter!
So yeah today was a near total wash. I'm getting a batch of what I can done, now. I think I'll personally be physically okay tomorrow but I don't want to make specific claims
was Walter!
Okay what I ultimately managed to do was a round of my own post tags. This excluded Malcolm BUT it is because I am planning a fun surprise!!!
Mυrder Mυғғιɴ
was Walter!
the surprise is now READY
was Walter!
I should!! be able to phone tag a decent amount today!!
Mυrder Mυғғιɴ
me toooo I have one errand first!!
ʀᴜsʟɪᴛ ᴀɴᴛᴀɢ🧨
where it says "leaves an empty space" in walter's new room description, i'm picturing the admiral taking it super literally and there just being a pocket of void where the shower should be
was Walter!
Yeah this was the surprise. I had to write up all that shit
Mυrder Mυғғιɴ
it's horrible I love it
was Walter!
Honestly I should write up more cool shit for the file like photos but we'll see if that's actually helpful or not
was Walter!
I actually had this cabin plan for a long time but a lot of details were added over time
was Walter!
help I love these requests that are even more decadent though also more powerful and effective
InClementVarker
norton being amazing as usual. Varker is getting spoiled and actually unable to find anything to complain about when presented with these
Mυrder Mυғғιɴ
Norton is always outstanding
was Walter!
An effort is being made. A shit is being given
was Walter!
Shout out to Norton thinking of this stuff BEFORE the suspected port unlike his last talk about showers immediatelyafterwards
InClementVarker
its half wasted on Varker, but he does actually like Norton so there is that. Just endearing him to Varker more, though it will absolutely not change how rude and petty he is to him, but thats a game they both like playing, so its fine.
was Walter!
Every so often I'm just thinking about like
Walter: I'm graduating now. The admiral is done screwing with me. I don't want to be part of any evil anymore. It's over
Malcolm: you mean this place gave you a second chance in life and opportunities to experience different things? And maybe even... a warden with good advice?
Walter: [fingerguns] NOPE!
Mυrder Mυғғιɴ
It's worth a try.
was Walter!
Mυrder Mυғғιɴ : just so you know in our thread Walter did mean "you" as in "one", you know, general you, and in particular "being faced with no reasonable alternative to survive" more about how inmates are forced to graduate
was Walter!
So I'm not saying you have to change it, just, you know, if it's like this, Walter will probably be like "oh my fuckin god he assumed it was All About Him and went on yet another one of his rambles about how everything before was so terrible and everything now is so wonderful. Again"
Mυrder Mυғғιɴ
Ah ok i misread
Mυrder Mυғғιɴ
Or correctly read but misunderstood
Mυrder Mυғғιɴ
Will edit. Give me a few.
Mυrder Mυғғιɴ
I thought he was leading into the go home thing you were talking about so was using his specific example.
was Walter!
Ah. Cry. That is eventually going to happen rest assured!!
was Walter!
I actually seriously considered putting "one" in the original tag so I can see why it was so confusing
was Walter!
I am aware it is a cumbersome edit so no rush at all I just wanted to check in
was Walter!
But yeah like Walter does truly believe like... Trevor rubbing salt in the wound Pyotr received from Blitzø... Allan and Ken murdering John silver... Will and Shaw tolerating this place despite the breaches... Whatever the hell Misty and Natalie and John and Arthur have going on... Becoming such a demon is a fate worse than death
was Walter!
Malcolm just plain DOES NOT KNOW about a lot of that stuff because Walter is so ridiculously shifty and secretive
was Walter!
Walter being confronted is slowly starting to disclose it... A little...
Mυrder Mυғғιɴ
He is of a mind to confront
floofdoodle
lol
floofdoodle
Sorry, that was to fingerguns
was Walter!
The fingerguns were intended to be funny, no worries
floofdoodle
I just missed the scroll down and had that moment of OH SHIT
was Walter!
Relatable
was Walter!
On Mobile plurk I often copy out my comment, refresh, then paste it back in. Just in case there's suddenly a new context where it would be offensive or confusing
floofdoodle
It's a good plan
𝖜𝖔𝖑𝖋𝖑𝖎ƙ𝖊𝖆𝖓𝖎𝖒𝖆𝖑
I do that too! When I remember.
𝖜𝖔𝖑𝖋𝖑𝖎ƙ𝖊𝖆𝖓𝖎𝖒𝖆𝖑
Because damn phone typing is so slow.
𝖜𝖔𝖑𝖋𝖑𝖎ƙ𝖊𝖆𝖓𝖎𝖒𝖆𝖑
Sometimes... I do not... and it's easy to miss things in between, too. Oops.
was Walter!
Thank u for edit Sarah. I am having dinner now
was Walter!
btw I did find his disclosure about his sister very interesting. It will be interesting if that can come back eventually because it could definitely add to Walter's argument YOU NEED THE TRUTH AT HOME!!11
Mυrder Mυғғιɴ
No truth at home only murder and maybe prison
Mυrder Mυғғιɴ
but yes they can def talk about that at some point
was Walter!
due to some manageable but mildly annoying IRL environmental factors I may not do too many tags tonight
floofdoodle
Mυrder Mυғғιɴ
was Walter!
Update that was the right answer. able to work today and that's gonna have to be the main thing. TIRED.
Mυrder Mυғғιɴ
<3
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