[work] just took a scam call at work and omg it sounded exactly like the cheesy acting in the cybersecurity training videos. 😂

he's from "dell" calling for "any of (my) contacts in IT" like come on dude you don't even have a name for your supposed client contact you're calling? get outta here.

him: /throws out technical jargon
me: idk what that means bud
him: /rambles about infrastructure
me: so you just... call a random employee about it?
him:
him: I need someone in IT. You have no contact info for IT?
Me: Why don't you?

this is funnier than the time DARE happened to me irl.

I'm gonna be laughing about this for a WHILE tbh

I ALSO proved today that the express bus leaves the startoff early. I was AT my stop, some two blocks away, at 5:10 and that's when the express pulled up. I saw the express on my way over at that previous stop BEFORE 5:10. I rest my case, your honor.

I am going to call their customer service because I have the timeline in my mind. It was 5:09 or so when he was at the previous stop, when he shouldn't have even LEFT yet.

He shouldn't get to my stop until like 5:12-13, depending on the amount of passengers and the traffic lights.

That 2-3 minutes is crucial. Especially if the not-express bus I take gets canceled. Then I'm not getting home until like 7pm unless I take Uber/Lyft, but that's too expensive to do all the time.

Today has been eventful. Tomorrow and this weekend will be too. I foresee myself being slightly burnt out by Sunday evening.

Con is going to be fun, no doubt, but it will be very peopley.

Move to get away from this fucking cigarette smoke, then the wind changes.

Then the bitch almost threw her still-burning cigarette at me to get on the bus.