Kibi
the kissing meme going around is perhaps making me ship-brained but the thought of romances developing in BCB's setting specifically is so funny and wonderful
Kibi
back in Ryslig, Shoka had feelings for two (2) characters, both of which happened to be assigned nymph as their monster type so i sometimes joked about her speedrunning through the "do i like girls??" panic and straight into "AM I INTO TREES?????" panic.... (author's note: she is not into trees, she just has A Type)
Kibi
this type of crisis is even funnier to imagine when everyone is cute collectible creatures
~Lamiamon~
Shoka falls for an attractive Trevenant
liver✷alone
i love her so much
Kibi
teenager going through the typical "i'm just unlovable on a fundamental level, not gf material" angst but she's also literally an eldritch horror sock puppet. weasel with the most Divorced Woman energy you've ever seen
Kibi
LF:KJLKG:KLH HOW COULD THIS HAPPEN TO HER AGAIN
~Lamiamon~
It’s the trunk space...
𝔐𝔞𝔲𝔶𝔫𝔰𝔱𝔯𝔬𝔰𝔦𝔱𝔶
all right time to put it to the test, someone app a: florges (tests for appearance of plant), b: exeggutor (is a tree), and a c: silvally-grass memory (tests if it's just an attraction to the type-)
ɱε૨ℓσƭ
just hand aba a grass memory
liver✷alone
genius
𝔐𝔞𝔲𝔶𝔫𝔰𝔱𝔯𝔬𝔰𝔦𝔱𝔶
preferably to control for some things the silvally grass should either be exactly like a.b.a otherwise or just be a.b.a with a grass memory actually—
Kibi
BULLYING HER!!!!!
𝔐𝔞𝔲𝔶𝔫𝔰𝔱𝔯𝔬𝔰𝔦𝔱𝔶
can dish it out but not take it, huh...
Kibi
MAYBE.
𝔐𝔞𝔲𝔶𝔫𝔰𝔱𝔯𝔬𝔰𝔦𝔱𝔶
shoka starts crushing on a nice random steenee npc in town, buttdials the grumpearl network in a panic--
Kibi
i know sometimes she's looking at Akechi and Ren at 3am and being like if Rindo showed up here would i still think he's dreamy.....no shut up i don't think he's DREAMY. ugh. but what if he did....no...he doesn't need me dragging him down....he's happy where he is...he'd probably be a Magikarp lmao. lameass Magikarp boyfriend. SHUT UP AAAUGGHH
Kibi
and everyone in the dens is like girl can you think about this quieter. please
ɱε૨ℓσƭ
"You have a magikarp boyfriend?"
𝔐𝔞𝔲𝔶𝔫𝔰𝔱𝔯𝔬𝔰𝔦𝔱𝔶
she is in a den of 7 other people who are Very Politely trying to give her mental spa—
𝔐𝔞𝔲𝔶𝔫𝔰𝔱𝔯𝔬𝔰𝔦𝔱𝔶
looks at the list of orans. nvm she's not being given space
Kibi
((Shoka thinks her type is cool suave emo boys. but really her type is Niceys people who are maybe also just a touch pathetic. she doesn't think she wants a lameass boyfriend but she totally wants a lameass boyfriend to hype up))
Kibi
FKLJ:KLHH NO!!!!! SHUT UP!!!!!
~Lamiamon~
Rindo shows up as a Phantump
~Lamiamon~
Shoka just gets this metatextual feeling of dread she doesn’t understand
andrea
lameass boyfriend or gamer girlfriend.......
Kibi
Shoka upon the sight of Phantump Rindo:
Kibi
so many of Ryslig Shoka and Nanami's early interactions were Nanami Going Through It and Shoka being like Okay you're super fucking weird. So what? You're Valid. Let's get you some fruit. so Nanami was kind of lameass boyfriend-adjacent despite also being a gamer girlfriend FLKJ:KLHKHH
Kibi
but thank you for reminding me......her other type is simply Gamer.
Kibi
new Pokemon dual type: Lameass/Gamer
ɱε૨ℓσƭ
that's everyone here
𝔐𝔞𝔲𝔶𝔫𝔰𝔱𝔯𝔬𝔰𝔦𝔱𝔶
.
𝔐𝔞𝔲𝔶𝔫𝔰𝔱𝔯𝔬𝔰𝔦𝔱𝔶
does the too many types romhack have a boring/gamer Pokemon...
Maidstrong
man, pokemon doing a smooch
~Lamiamon~
Now would Mimikyu smooch with the top “face” of its body, or the lower one...
Kibi
that's for Shoka to ponder and have a crisis over late in the night (she has NO idea)
Maidstrong
oh god
Kibi
when she learns Draining Kiss, it's going to manifest as her instead latching onto her target with the hidden, incomprehensible teeth she has under her disguise like a lamprey so.........this is NOT helping Shoka's crisis
Kibi
Shoka's date: WASN'T A GOOD NIGHT. FACE IS GONE
Kibi
stealing Andrea's joke about her trying to kiss someone and it just turning out like this:
Body pillow
capnport
LMAO...
FANGS N' CLAWS
please i'm laughing so har dabout am i into trees
Kibi
Shoka develops a crush on another Pokemon and she's like I DON'T THINK MOOGLES ARE HOT....I DON'T THINK MOOGLES ARE HOT!!!!!
ɱε૨ℓσƭ
omg she thinks moogles are hot...
Kibi
have you ever been walking down the street with your best bro and while you're walking you accidentally touch hands? and you think to yourself "that was weird, but i'm not a furry"? you are. you are a furry.
Kibi
had to come back to this old plurk in light of whatever is going on between Noelle and Shoka rn because i remembered Noelle is a Grass-type......Shoka is NOT beating the "into trees" allegations 😭😭
sʜsʟ ɪᴠᴀʟɪᴄᴇ
late to this but as somebody with a moogle oc--
🥀molto☆cringé🥀
the Noelle thread is so cute...
Usagi
jkhfkjhkfjhdfg shoka will NEVER BEAT THEM
bre
omg SHOKA
bre
a gamer and a tree. incheresting.
~Lamiamon~
she should tag Renamon
Feral Lapdog
i support Shoka and her tree-crushes
Feral Lapdog
(i've been thinkin about this too because I don't think Firepaw's actually as opposed to dating as he would be in a different game, but. I think he'd still only really go for a cat pokemon.)
andrea
"Maybe that attack did have some effect after all" is soooo sweet 😭
Kibi
Shoka, thinking a girl is cute for 5 seconds: WHAT KIND OF MOVE IS THIS? ???
Kibi
she got hit with the status effect that makes you gay 😔
andrea
they're turning the freaking mimikyu gay.................
ɱε૨ℓσƭ
finally
Lᴏᴏᴘ-ɢᴀʀᴏᴜ
secretly used Attract!!
bre
super effective!!
