[meme] shipping who we're-
oh it's just the usual (the only one in actively playing ATM lol)

It wouldn't be a ship for several reasons, but how does Clint feel about trying to rehab a bitey teenage supersoldier from space

It Steve.

VanityPhroject : how much harder can it be than rehabbing a scarlet witch

...actually yeah, Vanity has lots of powers but Wanda's definitely on a much larger scale

Moose : I'm shocked

𝐜𝐚𝐩𝐭𝐚𝐢𝐧 : likewise a huge surprise

we're all very predictable, aren't we

to be fair, it could have been Eleven!!! .... in which case I wouldn't have replied in here for obvious reasons

This feels extra relevant given Steve's watching Clint drown right now.

it's bob..

Moose : they can bond about it later and huddle under blankets in the summer heat

KETER : look

i'm looking

Is it entirely possible to finagle things to make it happen, sure, there is always a way

But also like half the tbolts could just as easily be at the top of his To Adopt list

honestly they all need it

well the young'uns anyway

He's not adopting Bucky or the red god damn guardian

I love how we as a fandom collectively call all the 30+ characters the "young ones". LIKE IT'S NOT WRONG, but it's so funny to me.

Also Bucky's in the dog house, do not adopt him

Listen Clint gets to be the old normal man

Not much to base it off of so far

Junia and Clint's conversation has been

Clint: "You uh....you good?"
Junia: "I'm unfathomably horny fine."

yeah she definitely looks fine. that's the look of a woman that's definitely fine

Last I was logged in as was Gajeel Redfox...who's maybe 20, so possibly a bit young for Clint? But also, understands the secret agent life!

that's def too young that's a baby that's a child to adopt

ExCUSE! He is a functional adult with a house, a fiance, and a child on the way! Just because his adopted dad disappeared when he was a preteen and he had to care for himself on the mean streets of a bandit town until he was scooped up by an exploitative and abusive mage's guild...

You can't have a house and a mortgage and a kid you're a baby that's illegal

He is an adult with a job and a savings, if he wants a mortgage then he'll take out a mortgage! And his fiance is close to the same age he is and also has a job and a savings and had an apartment of her own.