Armand getting fucking deranged on main feels like an achievement after only being paired for one month

sam got him on that good shit Batshit Take (Love)

armand is like, 'it's not my fault that people have come up with fake ideas like '''''''meaningful consent''''' but i'm a generous person so pretend' (he thinks he is way better at pretending than is factually correct)

he's just So Normal Guys

he's hitting new levels of normal!

also thank God they both come from worlds without actual gods or that'd make that last comment particularly difficult

just a totally normal thing to say about someone!

armand.....

Sam really has his work cut out on the barge

The Barge needs a "Toxic Interdependent Relationship" Support Group.

(No one would attend, because no one who needs it recognises their relationship as toxic.)