burg summer
[misc] 
burg summer
I made pancakes for the very first time today because Chris usually does it but I wanted to do it for him
burg summer
I forgot to put an egg in the batter and I was like god why is this so sticky
burg summer
anyway they tasted fine. I nailed it
burg summer
you’ll be pleased to know I’m sure that Pip received an entire piece of bacon for Father’s Day. and we are going to the park soon
burg summer
father of the year 
dylan
i mean
dylan
i'm pleased for Pip
man get out
distinguished father
burg summer
I drew him a kitty and he hasn’t stopped staring at it 
burg summer
sorry a cottee, is how it’s pronounced
el axo
that's a great cottee
mj
cotte cot
man get out
cottee drawing of infinite stare
Lana
ohhh I love this
Lana
happy fathers day to Chris and pippin
burg summer
my dad & his partner were gonna be visiting this week but had to cancel because her mom is in bad shape. went to the hospital for a broken hip, had two seizures and is now in hospice
burg summer
dad was apologizing so profusely for not being able to come and I'm like dude jolene would Not have a good time if she was here and something happened with her mom in Iowa. we'll postpone it
burg summer
having said that I am a bit sad but I cannot think of a better justification for canceling
el axo
yeah that sucks but sounds absolutely the right call
burg summer
at the vet with Sterling, I’m always nervous when we come but as usual the diagnosis is “creaky old bitch”
burg summer
we’re doing vaccines and bloodwork and going on our way for another year lmao
Lana
sorry your dad's not visiting and for such sad reasons too
Lana
glad Sterling is perfect
crimerdinger
the perfect diagnosis
burg summer
diagnosis: perfect
burg summer
she’s like I know
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boy shirt 
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soon there will be pix of the dresses pr0ph3t made me but I need to get one of them refitted since my body changed itself around a bit
fleshy barbie
shirt!!! it's so cute
burg summer
I’m going insane because my back has been absolutely fucked and I know it’s pms, but I’m now over a week late and just. SYMPTOMS. FOR A WEEK
burg summer
I know as soon as the bloodening starts in earnest it’ll chill out but my body’s just like no 😌
burg summer
also Callen is home again today because kindercare has a zero tolerance policy toward loose bowel movements ig. we’re making the best of it. this dude is on the sufferbus bc I think his molars are finally coming in
burg summer
which means his diet has been mostly liquid/easy stuff and he’s drooling a lot so, [gestures impatiently]
burg summer
but I have tomorrow and Friday off bc my producer convinced me to keep at least one day of PTO, even tho my dad’s not visiting
burg summer
and we get off for Juneteenth because Hasbro is [redacted] but at least they’re sticking to DEI initiatives
burg summer
soloing Callen this morning and taking him to gym pushed my back situation from Fucked to Done
burg summer
I hate this
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Pip such a good boy tho, he was alerting about it when I was struggling
fleshy barbie
aw life alert pippin
fleshy barbie
back pain is such bullshit though
burg summer
hello from the ER where I’m about to get roided up because I can’t support my own weight anymore
burg summer
this sucks 
burg summer
I will be fine but it’s not how I wanted to spend my evening I tell ywhat
burg summer
special thanks to tango for getting me here tho
fleshy barbie
jesus, glad u r getting the good drugs
el axo
hate this for you dude
burg summer
home and on drugs, not really feeling them yet. Needing help to cross a room sucks shit and I don’t recommend it
burg summer
the worst thing you could ask me to do rn is get into or out of a car
Corpsestuff
Gah, I'm sorry your day went this shitty
frantic banjos
man that blows
machine harold
oh yikes. hope this resolves quickly
man get out
cami 
jesus christ
jesus christ
𝚃𝙷𝙴𝙴 𝚙𝚒𝚝?!
oh nooo feel better!!!
burg summer
I took a shower by myself please clap
el axo
cami :[ is it any better today
burg summer
today I’m able to walk around at least, I asked Chris to WFH in case I eat shit but so far so good
burg summer
and walking around is integral to healing from this so I’m trying to do it as much as I can
burg summer
my nurse 
