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cliff notes of baby's first adventure in Ferûn goes here, since yesterday's stream ended up being seven hours long somehow????
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ended up somehow losing about half an hour or so but it worked out in my favor, yes I had to redo some things BUT this time I did not, in fact, get poisoned by Nettie which was great!
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Current party is angry punk lesbian (Lae'zel), moody goth lesbian (Shadowheart), my feral gay cat (Astarion), whose nerdy blorbo IS this he's so silly (Gale), and Oh No He Has Hero Syndrome (Wyll)
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I love them all with all my heart they are SO silly and I'm so glad I have the unlimited party mod because the in-party chatter is SO good
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Not getting poisoned is generally preferable yeah
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YEAH I DIDN'T REALIZE I ACCIDENTALLY BUMBLED MY WAY INTO IT
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I saved all the tiefling sprootlings, I think, got bard-napped right after rescuing one from some harpies on the beach while I was exploring
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the SHRIEK I let out when it happened was so real I think I need to clip that and post it somewhere because in retrospect the reaction is HYSTERICAL
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(it happens about an hour and 40 minutes into the stream last night)
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What class are you playing for your Tav? Or are you doing an origin run?
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I am the biggest golden retriever disguised as an orc bard you've ever seen
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Lae'zel is SO tired of my nonsense
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Bard is really fun
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pls perceive them I love them SO much
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they're very good
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I ALSO FOUND PEEPAW WHILE WANDERING AROUND AFTER THE BARD-NAPPING INCIDENT
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there were so many whoopsies while doing it but I did bamboozle the bandits into running away so I didn't have to fight the ones lurking outside the ruins
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INSIDE the ruins is where I started save-scumming but nobody was there to heckle me about it which was Very Nice
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I did Not schlorp up the memories from the poor dude that got killed by the owlbear, told his fam to escape and live on in his memory
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IMMEDIATELY GOT LOST IN THE WILDS TRYING TO FIND OWLBEAR
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i heard there's a baby!!! I wanna collect the babie!!!
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didn't find the owlbear but I sure did find the Best and Goodest of Boies and immediately had to suck my tears back into my tearducts about it because NOBODY TOLD ME HOW YOU FIND SCRATCH
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NOBODY SAID ANYTHING
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which honestly, kind of grateful, but I just....I had to leave him there and told him if he wanted he could follow us later because I didn't have the heart to tell him that I don't think his dada is just sleeping
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got lost again in the woods, found the goblin town of Bogrot, Barded so hard I got in without a fight, did the same thing with the ogres, am VERY proud of myself
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downside: STILL NO HALSIN OR KARLACH
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where are the large spouses i need them
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Brambls I think I'm gonna end up trying to hold EVERYONE's hand this is going to be a problem for me, specifically
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so I'm super hooked and determined to find the large spouses AND my owlbear cub I KNOW THEY'RE AROUND HERE SOMEWHERE I just don't!! know how to get them
𝕿𝖆𝖈𝖔𝖛𝖆𝖓𝖎𝖆
I have my game modded to have all my companions
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Yeah that's what I'm doing!
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collecting them then skittering them into camp to slam them into my pockets
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this is the first time I have really modded a game. I have become a half-elf dhamphir blood mage
smork alam
You should have gotten the quest to find Karlach when you recruited Wyll, I think?
You don't get Halsin until later
𝕿𝖆𝖈𝖔𝖛𝖆𝖓𝖎𝖆
I had to look up how to find her because I forgot how to get to the road
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smork alam : Oh I have the quests I've been trying to beeline towards the markers but keep getting lost in the weeds on the way because I am...so very easily distracted by discovering what my buttons do and opening up my map
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lmao yeah, I may have slightly prodded you into the direction of withers, but it was still 95% your explores doing the works
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also literally all of us telling you yes you should save scum and I will still beat anyone who says otherwise ty
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I LIKE FILLING OUT MY MAP IT STRESSES ME OUT WHEN IT ISN'T FILLED IN thank u for supporting my furious slapping of the reload button
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i've been a save scummer since FF8 because the Triple Triad Queen quest line is baloney
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and bitches kEPT STEALING MY IFRIT CARD
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also i don't wanna spoil myself but im super tempted to look up how to get owlbear cub
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gimme the babieeeeee
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I'll double check the path and prod you toward it next time
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✿Oli❁Shine✿ : I religiously hit F5
𝕿𝖆𝖈𝖔𝖛𝖆𝖓𝖎𝖆
F5 and F6 are my saviors
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right like they put the option in for a reason
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RIGHT LEMME BE FREE
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✿Oli❁Shine✿ : also thank you bb I love and appreciate you so much
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ofc bby, I'm glad you're enjoying your foray into faerûn so far tbh
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oh i knew i would i was just trapped in the gloombog and didn't have energy for new adventures
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ANYWAY the owlbear den is down by the river that runs between the enclave and the ruined village but you don't get the bby until the goblin camp
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He is well worth getting though, if you have both him and Scratch in camp they'll be friends
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big woop : TAKING FURIOUS NOTES okay okay okay so clearly I swoop out of the gobbo camp, sell off the extra loot I've gotten, dump some stuff in the camp chest then go skittering down the river
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BABY OWLBEAR ACQUIRED AND ALSO
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Giant husband also acquired, I knew he was a beefcake but my brain did not process how huge, he is taller than my orc
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It took me almost NINE HOURS BUT I GOT HIM
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I kept resetting because oh my gosh thing were going SO wrong
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yes yes, we collected chirpy baby, giant husband, and a funny little pigeon of a bard —
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Volo gets to sit in the basket with Jaskier
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it's true
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Volothamp Geddarm my (and my dragon heist druid's) nemesis <3
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big woop : lol!
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Much does NOT respect this man as an academic
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Oh absolutely but he's definitely in the silly little guy basket
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Hildibrand Mandeville can sit with him
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my personal beef is more to do with the fact that the last "playable monster races" book WOTC published before they started making a real effort to make the lore Not Be Weirdly Fantasy Racist was... Volo's Guide to Monsters
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and so I would fight Volo in a gas station parking lot for the honor of kobolds
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Man it clotheslined me when Astarion was saying he only ate animals and was listing off like boars and shit and then said kobolds
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If you put him on a no people diet he tries to argue gnomes as an exception
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big woop : oh my gosh I might have to join you
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any other name : omg I don't remember him mentioning kobolds!!!
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Astarion buddy, nooooooo
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yeah he did mention kobolds when he was talking about what he ate lmao
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✿Oli❁Shine✿ : HE DID??? How did I miss that???
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lmfgdhxhc I think you were busy heckling him for killing you
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I mean, fair
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