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I am on hiatus but if my paired boys want a thread I will find some time for it ♡
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Hanna just sighing as he follows a cat around. Ethan just like "Its boys week! we can hang out and its not weird and....God this is terrible actually." the uncomfortableness of being a horny boy but also modest
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Varker flying easy street until pairings and then bitching about it.
Mouth Powers
what if. before pairings. Varker and the time traveler are like. Inmate Buddies
Mouth Powers
and by buddies I mean stuck with each other
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(no pressure but I think it would be funny)
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Varker: I am getting raging drunk and you better be fucking nice to my cat
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no other options
Mouth Powers
....the time traveler would absolutely try to see if it could train The Mouth to do tricks
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he misses his pet Allosaur 8C
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pffft God. if you would like to get punched then maybe. sharky go lightly is to be ignored
Mouth Powers
he is very punchable
anstaar
Ethan stuck with Fitz's nightmare schedule too...
Mouth Powers
I mean he's good at dodging but not superhuman and he won't take it personally
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...I didnt even think about that. hes just sitting there, bored out of his god damn mind as Fitz sleeps in till noon.
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come to work with him Fitz please. its machine maintenance week and he has a schedule
anstaar
Ethan: how can you live like this!!!
Fitz: / still sleeping
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Mouth Powers I will commit to this though I am gonna be super fucking slow if thats okay
Mouth Powers
put the inmate in WHEELBARROW
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radio flyer with Fitz in it, a few cat beds, some pillows and a blanket.
Mouth Powers
if you want to, I'm down for it! I feel like the time traveler and Varker OUGHT to have CR (whacky scifi absolute misanthropic bastards) and supergluing them together at least gets over the initial hump of Varker not wanting to engage with anybody?
Mouth Powers
after the initial exposure ttt will probably like him. humanity is terrible. predators who live in your house and make cute noises are the best. correct
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Varker actually does want to engage, but hes a depressed alcoholic who isnt coping with everyone he knew and appreciated being put into a meat grinder for his bffs obsession so xD same difference, right?
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those two thinks Varker can agree on.
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be a bitter, petty bitch with him T-Dawg
Mouth Powers
he has no idea why everyone he ever knew was fed into a meat grinder because the reasons for the war were re-written so much that time exploded and he can't remember!
Mouth Powers
cheers
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/fist bump and then we dont talk about it? right? please???? maybe a little.
Mouth Powers
why would we talk about it when he knows how to get the library to cough up the version of the transformers movie with helen mirren in it
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pffft. Varker doesnt watch a lot of TV, that was something he and Steward did and hes avoiding that. so drinking and reading are his options. working out, swimming when he can get in.
pharadyne
Norton is going to be annoyed at cockblocking flood and possibly try to sext Ethan from the bathroom.
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Ethan, relieved. please do Norton.
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sending each other nudes in the tiny moments of privacy.
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