Scrubs face with hands. Emails the hospital, puts my gfm on bluesky.... I have gotten my Etraya TDM top levels roughed, and one prompt completed. Not bad for 2.5 hours' work.

WAIT you’re coming to etraya????

shrieks

oh my god I missed your plurk the other day. dazai and dirk will be insufferable I am DELIGHTED

𝔟𝔲𝔯𝔫𝔱 𝔟𝔩𝔞𝔠ᴋ 𝔠𝔞𝔱 : LOL it was in a sort of extended plurk about multiple topics so I mean missing it is fair

But yes!! I am!!

it’s been 84 years raile!!!!!

84 years!!!!

Well my very first prompt involves Dirk narratively willing/commanding people to run him over with a chocobo so this is gonna go great

so the fun thing w dazai is he is a walking powers nullifier so if you wanna cook up some wild bullshit. extends a leggy.

dazai just like at least have them make it a murder suicide that’s so boring otherwise

LMFAO look he's having a VERY bad day and also it's really hard to stage a murder suicide on a chocobo racetrack but if you have any ideas--

sorry he doesn’t do suicide w men!!! bc the love of his life is already dead

Also though a powers nullifier would piss Dirk off SO bad (even though frankly he needs those around because he becomes recursively insane without it--) OH SO YOU'RE A HOMOPHOBE got it, (Dirk's interpretation)

HAHAHA well. as long as u don’t touch him ur safe.

but also you can’t use powers on him either,

this is both convenient and inconvenient bc it means when he gets shot healing powers are useless and he has to have surgery at a regular hospital like a pleb

I think bsds would drive him insane in general bc 1) they’re named after famous authors he would probably know? but do not exist in their world 2) their powers are wild in ways relevant to him. said dead man he was super gay for could see six seconds into the future