[work, but it's kind of funny] So after the idiot bigwig failed to mention my department's hard work when everyone was in their asses at home, the boss sent us an email to hype us up and be fucking corny.

This email, in all its Comic Sans and "......" glory, is now printed and mounted on the wall in our department. 💀

I am not exaggerating that much when I say I work in a cult.

I expect the 40 gal drum for the Flavor Aid will arrive via Amazon tomorrow.

And today I get to see the same propaganda video my coworkers watched on Monday. Treating this whole fire business like it's goddamn 9/11.

And I thought the bank I worked at for 13 years was up its own ass. Not nearly as much as this place. Plus my department's unique brand of cult behavior.

IT'S SO WEIRD, Y'ALL. I have to just laugh.

As soon as I find an opportunity to rake a inconspicuous photo I'll share it.

They actually documented removing the glass from the security station in this fucking video. Something that was done for convenience, not the repairs. 😂

It's absolute clown shoes in that place.