pls... let us generate some incorrect quotes

while i crawl thru the work times

Korone: Caffeine no longer keeps me awake while I work, so instead I have Raph periodically send me texts saying ‘we need to talk.’
Korone: It gives me the right amount of adrenaline and fear I need to keep going.

koko no da struggle

Baze: Do you need anything from the store?
Cassian : Actually, yes. I have a list.
Baze, reading: Epsom salts, coconut oil, baking soda, cornstarch, lavender essential oils… citric acid…?
Cassian : I’m making homemade bath bombs.
Baze: Smokeless gunpowder?!
Cassian : I want to do it right!

illicit sprinkl : canon for them

CANON

Casey: Raph… I’m bleeding…
Raph: Oh god… what’s your blood type?!
Casey: B positive…
Raph: I’m trying to but you’re bleeding-

beware the ides : baze let him cook!!!! also canon. the ron swanson effect

inadequate tits : lets casey bleed to death on purpose

lmaooo

10000% canon

Cassian : We'll talk about this later.
Baze: Fine, I won’t be listening.

direct all complaints to chirrut, who also won't be listening

Platinum : lsskdjdj please 😭 cr i miss daily

Raph good

legendary friendship

Ahaha

Donnie: I regret getting dragged into your heterosexual tomfoolery.

Idk what Raph heterosexual tomfoolery is, he might just be saying it to be a brat

Raph: This can’t get any worse. Can it?
Donnie: Sure it can - just give me a minute.

There we go

donnie invokes heterosexual tomfoolery to deeply wound and offend

donnie: Don’t trust everything you see on the internet.
raph: Pfft. What possibly nonsense could come from the internet? Oh. Did you know that the Earth is actually flat?
donnie: Takes away raph’s phone Yeah, that enough for you.
betrayed by quote generator

Raph in the conspiracy board too much

start out looking for teambuilding advice, go down the forum rabbithole