[pride] my gender is queer my sexuality is queer I’m at a poetry reading open mic night at the oldest lesbian bar in the United States wearing a t shirt that says CRYPTID in a rainbow gradient

asking for a friend (literally): where did you get that shirt?

yeah holy shit

Uhhhh at physical local pride like five years ago I think? Let me ask Alex tbh

o7

Yeah Alex says it was at a stall at pride years ago

it looks like this

We do not remember the vendor

Anyway. Like. I’m ace spectrum but a slut about it? Like I’m demi/grace but I don’t think the fact that I’m attracted to vanishingly few people should mean I’m not allowed to have sex with anyone because sex is fun

My gender is away from female but in the opposite direction from male. I’m not a woman but I’m even more not a man than that. Also do not ever call me an enby for the love of god.

I am not in the middle I am in a completely different direction

Also I’m gonna say I’m quoiromantic let’s bring that one back. Am I aromantic? I don’t know, what the fuck is the difference? I don’t have a bright dividing line I have if I like a friend enough I’d probably make out with/fuck them it’s a sliding scale. For a while I was like “it’s romance if you want to kiss them?” But that ain’t it

Bro I have no idea. I just want someone who’s My Person. And also I want to have sex with someone. Those don’t need to be the same person.

Alex was My Person until the platonic divorce and we were definitely not fucking

I want a life partner and I do not really care what capacity that’s in whether it’s friendship or romance or what

ANYWAY. That’s why I just say queer

Because like. Man hell if I know

DANG IT i was the friend in question, clearly this is my sign to make myself a garment or something with "Cryptid" on it in rainbow

Man yeah that would be a perfect shirt for you Ziri

...what size do you wear. I almost never wear t shirts anymore this is the first time I’ve worn it in years

uhhhhh I dunno my weight is doing something funky right now

....actually i just realized I know my measurements in centimeters but I have NO idea what that translates to in western clothing anymore

The shirt is a uh unisex 3xl and I do not have a tape measure on me

I mean there’s probably one in Nael’s room but I’m not just going to go in there and start poking around

ah yiii that's gonna be big on me!

not by too much but comfy

belatedly 2.54cm = 1 inch

(also yeah my tape measure is. one of the things I ahve from Jeanette it is the craft item I am most protective of)

unfortunately what number of inches go in an XL is not consistent, because clothing retailers hate everyone

see that's my problem that's why i love when things are neatly measured because MAN do I have my measurements on lockdown thanks to rufflemonster clothes all being measured in cm

I can measure it when I get home

no worries bb