me, suffering from blisters and welts: hey please don't leave the door wide open if you go outside
the fam: leaves door WIDE open for more than a minute
also the fam: wakes up with more than seven mosquito bites this morning /surprised pikachu

My dudes I don't know what to tell you but if I get bit again because of this I'm gonna be pretty spicy about it, ngl

but also well well water in the well if it isn't the consequences of their own actions because WHERE do you all think I got this condition from