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[trip] ah. cool. it says my second flight is delayed two hours. so it's going to be 9:35 in seattle when I get in if nothing changes.

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once the dryer finishes and I pack my shorts I think I'm pretty much ready to go. I've got a couple things charging last minute but otherwise

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Well I’m at my gate now. Pretty sure I got everything.

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If I didn’t. Well. Oh well. There are stores in Washington.

L'fuckingChaim
there are stores! there is also Friend Support Network

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That’s true

Mockingbird
All the stores are owned by the woke and people with blue hair and pronouns tho

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That’d be a nice change

FʀᴏᴍTʜᴇFɪʀᴇ
god i wish that was true this is amazon territory

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My first flight was also delayed I did make it to Seattle though

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Made about eight wrong turns trying to escape baggage claim and my horror of windowless spaces in airports from when I was detained for 23 hours in Heathrow came back a little I could not fucking find the right way to get to the light rail but I finally got there

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And an hour of transit later made it to the home of
FʀᴏᴍTʜᴇFɪʀᴇ
who is putting me up and who even fed me and now I am going to sleep on his couch

FʀᴏᴍTʜᴇFɪʀᴇ
FOOD IS IMPORTANT

L'fuckingChaim
"even fed me" they say as though he wasn't lying in wait with Food For Friend, as he does

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Mac and cheese is much better than beef jerky and graham crackers

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Things I ate in airports: some beef jerky I brought from home and two overpriced vanilla Greek yogurt bars I bought with a bottle of water at the stupid overpriced newsstand

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Breakfast was sausage biscuits and a long time ago

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I’ve been awake for eighteen hours x.x

FʀᴏᴍTʜᴇFɪʀᴇ
that was NOT mac and cheese that was boxed dinner cheesy noodles with ham in because if i don't eat protein i remain hungry nazd have blood sugar incidents

FʀᴏᴍTʜᴇFɪʀᴇ
[cracks knuckles] another victim of nael's mac and cheese approaches...

L'fuckingChaim
they don't approach; they have arrived!

FʀᴏᴍTʜᴇFɪʀᴇ
yeah but i have to defrost the cheese about it

L'fuckingChaim
but the victim is here

FʀᴏᴍTʜᴇFɪʀᴇ
... and also check our noodle stash i think we may in fact be running out of pasta again

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Suddenly vividly reminded of fanfics playing word games with “the one with the power to defeat the dark lord approaches”

L'fuckingChaim
lmao

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Read one fic where Snape was like yeah it didn’t even occur to me that that would mean lily’s baby because why would I think approaches meant gestating. I thought it meant an adult arriving from abroad

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[laughs in tales of the abyss]

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cygna can tell you. I LOVE playing fast and loose with prophecy meanings

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I was really hoping to get an actually restorative amount of sleep but I appear to have the jet lag