brainstew
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brainstew
brainstew
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My local cinema has Metropolitan Opera showings. I'm seeing Salome today.
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Oh my god, I think I'm the youngest person here.
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HOW ARE THERE NO OTHER 40 YEAR OLDS HERE??
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All these grandparents with their phones out, brightness at maximum.
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I don't like being the youngest. I'm having flashbacks to my 20s.
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30 YEAR OLD SPOTTED
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thank lord
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WELP THE RECEPTION IS BUNGED UP HERE.
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it's been streamed live.
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SALOME GOOD.
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I love that this director didn't do orientalist bullshit for the Dance of the Seven Veils. Instead, each veil reveals a piece of Salome's innocence that has been stripped from her by her stepfather's lust.
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I Tried BANNED Energy Drinks
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i keep thinking about how i was sitting in a packed theater watching a woman make out with a severed head.
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Alan and I are standing by Marisol, calling her name so she will go eat and she ignored us.
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Moment Eli called her, she activates.
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Fucking cat.
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honestly considering make a big batch of pancakes and freezing most of them.
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or later.
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They keep playing an ad for the mental crisis hotline between the previews of this showing Kiki's Delivery Service.
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I miss when previews were only movie trailers.
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Why do Pixar movies look so bland
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Dude friend decided to share a gross thing one of his 11 year old students did. Then he shared it IN PUBLIC ON BLUESKY.
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He didn't name the kid in his post. But what the fuck. That is a kid!
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All to dunk on an 11 year old for not liking a kissing scene in a movie. "He finds kissing scenes inappropriate, but he also did an inappropriate sex thing in my class!"
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Cishet men will sooner shame a child than get therapy.
THE SHUNT
THE SHUNT
sir,
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this is how you get homelanders.
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THE SHUNT
: Cishet men wonder why they grow up all fucked and then go and DO SHIT LIKE THIS.
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I told him to delete it.
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HE DID. THANK GOD.
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I'm waiting for my eye exam. The waiting room smells like soup and farts.
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Alan showed me the most pathetic anti-woke comic
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Instagram
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Imagine posting this shit
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https://alexngraham.com/...
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lol, girl. we know you were trying for the grifter cash.
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My eyes are the same as they were back in 2022. Super good news since I'm diabetic. The doctor gave me a new script in case my glasses broke or I wanted a new pair.
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Being in the Wandering Village discord can be both fun and annoying as shit.
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There is this one guy insisting that he shouldn't have to manually change the crops for different biomes. The game should just do it for him so he doesn't have to focus on it.
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Then he threatens the devs with a negative review.
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This is a city management game.
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Also a survival game.
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PART OF IT IS PAYING ATTENTION TO THINGS.
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there is a reason that 1x speed is slow as it is
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it gives you more than enough time to plan and change things.
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3K word limit for a story.
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Rest in piss, me.