Taterthot
can my character seduce yours?
KETER
yeah
ᴅʀ. ɢᴏʀɢᴇᴏᴜs
he'll make him work for it 😌
three
... idk if terran's can be seduced they might just be constantly dtf
ʜᴇʟʟᴏ ᴇʀᴡɪɴ
historically,
Taterthot
KETER : one day he will do it intentionally.
Taterthot
BackAgain: as he should frankly
Taterthot
three : the shortest seduction on record
Taterthot
tacce: i love it when an answer to a question like this can be started with "historically"
ʜᴇʟʟᴏ ᴇʀᴡɪɴ
look
ʜᴇʟʟᴏ ᴇʀᴡɪɴ
never has a vulcan woman ever been so fucking down bad and i will stand by it
ʜᴇʟʟᴏ ᴇʀᴡɪɴ
but also, yes, jim would also be into him. obviously.
Taterthot
it's tragic, t'pring deserved better
sugah
logically
ʜᴇʟʟᴏ ᴇʀᴡɪɴ
she really did
sugah
also thirding t'pring deserved better
sugah
tolerates additional bs from her mom for spock
ʜᴇʟʟᴏ ᴇʀᴡɪɴ
NO ONE DESERVES TO HAVE TO DEAL WITH T'PRIL
Taterthot
Accurate.
Taterthot
also now i am having feelings about how open and casual she was with spock about how she was frustrated by her mother and he was just
Taterthot
super self absorbed in the moment
Taterthot
wildly open conversation
ᴅʀ. ɢᴏʀɢᴇᴏᴜs
waste of a hot man Vulcan lbr
ᴅʀ. ɢᴏʀɢᴇᴏᴜs
how, spock
ʜᴇʟʟᴏ ᴇʀᴡɪɴ
fumbled the perfect woman smh
sugah
human spock is even dumber with the fumbling
sugah
(i still can't get over his curls and him losing his absolute shit at Sam over crumbs)
ᴅʀ. ɢᴏʀɢᴇᴏᴜs
sugah : yesss his curls are so cute!
ʜᴇʟʟᴏ ᴇʀᴡɪɴ
I still love him trying to kill sam about crumbs
Taterthot
listen, as someone who hates when crumbs are left on tables, I get it
Taterthot
i too would kill a coworker who reliably failed to clean up their mid meeting snack
ᴅʀ. ɢᴏʀɢᴇᴏᴜs
Sam is just a lil guy tho, how can you be mad at that sweet face
ʜᴇʟʟᴏ ᴇʀᴡɪɴ
[citation needed]
ʜᴇʟʟᴏ ᴇʀᴡɪɴ
genuinely the funniest part of that whole thing is how sam was absolutely insanely cuntlike at spock and went full scorched earth xenophobic (weird way to write a xenoanthropologist, snw, but ok) and spock was just like [marge simpson noise] but the crumbs and plates and shit? that's war
Taterthot
spock: I can excuse xenophobic rants, but i draw the line at not cleaning up shared spaces
ʜᴇʟʟᴏ ᴇʀᴡɪɴ
i have like 5 different tfln prompts for spock that are just variations of 'day 15 he has still not cleaned up his fucking plates'
ʜᴇʟʟᴏ ᴇʀᴡɪɴ
and then in actual play he refuses to mention when sam said a weird slur at him because it doesnt matter
Taterthot
day 25, he had coffee cake. the table is unusable for further notice.
Taterthot
until further notice, thanks phone
ʜᴇʟʟᴏ ᴇʀᴡɪɴ
I have ONE thread where spock is dating the admiral and punched sam but it wasn't because sam said anything about spock he just implied old milf kirk was with spock just bc he was young and hot and spock got offended on jims behalf
ʜᴇʟʟᴏ ᴇʀᴡɪɴ
still no mention of the racism
Taterthot
oh no that's reasonable
ʜᴇʟʟᴏ ᴇʀᴡɪɴ
I knew you would understand
Taterthot
yeah that definitely falls into talk shit get hit territory
KETER
jim's gonna find out one day and have a real stern talk with sam himself
ʜᴇʟʟᴏ ᴇʀᴡɪɴ
spock just like I didn't even clock it people say worse things to me all the time
ʜᴇʟʟᴏ ᴇʀᴡɪɴ
jim: they what
KETER
damn, guess it's time to reform all of starfleet, huh
KETER
jim staring into the void like goddamnit if i have to fucking run for political office i'm gonna be so mad
Taterthot
lmao
ʜᴇʟʟᴏ ᴇʀᴡɪɴ
lmao
ʜᴇʟʟᴏ ᴇʀᴡɪɴ
look if i can have an au t'pring reforming vulcan society so she can no harm no foul break up with her husband jim can run for political office to stop people from being racist at his man('s species)
KETER
he'd hate it SO MUCH but he'd do it, goddamnit...
KETER
they tried to get him to run for president back at the end of his first five year mission and he was like fuck no
KETER
but a man's gotta do what a man's gotta do for his husband
Taterthot
honestly i think spock would talk him down from running like, babe, it's fine. don't get a job you hate.
Taterthot
in more spockian phrasing of course
ʜᴇʟʟᴏ ᴇʀᴡɪɴ
yeah lmao
ʜᴇʟʟᴏ ᴇʀᴡɪɴ
the needs of the many always win out unless it means his husband is gonna be sad
ʜᴇʟʟᴏ ᴇʀᴡɪɴ
with his job
Taterthot
like do you want to go camping instead
KETER
he does really want to go camping
ʜᴇʟʟᴏ ᴇʀᴡɪɴ
LMAO 'you wanna show me a farm or some shit'
ʜᴇʟʟᴏ ᴇʀᴡɪɴ
jim always wants to go camping
KETER
he always wants to go camping and free climb and do other dangerous shit
KETER
but also he'd run for office, fix some shit, then peace out as soon as it was taken care of
KETER
bye, he's retiring
ʜᴇʟʟᴏ ᴇʀᴡɪɴ
https://images.plurk.com/X8D5VT5zHninviiT8jcQT.png
Taterthot
the only non scandal resignation
KETER
wheeze
ʜᴇʟʟᴏ ᴇʀᴡɪɴ
honestly that kind of efficiency is really attractive
KETER
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