[potc][crookposting]

no for real why did they give us this scene

I mean I am thankful on my knees every day of my life that they did but. why

it made perfect sense to me but I gotta imagine anyone who wasn't a certified crookfricker had to be a little confused

people with normal taste in men I need your help

I think the joke is just meant to be the awkward gangly dude being a better lover than Barbossa

or maybe Comic Relief Is Suddenly Competent At Something

but they framed it sexy!!!