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[mcu][spoilers] okay I managed to see it, I managed tbolts in spite of my crazy week
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So. Okay. I'm gonna drive home. And digest this. I'm not as mad at it as I thought I'd be. I'm still a little mad but like. It's def not a bad movie
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In fact it's a comedy???
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A comedy about mental health crises but like comedy is the primary genre overall
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I'm glad they addressed the avengers and Sam thing actually
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Which btw puts us at least into 2029
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or. wait. no wait. it's either 2028 or it's like 2030. hold on I'll figure this out
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bucky was still campaigning during bnw right? and congressional elections are every 2 years, which means he wouldn't have gotten elected until 2028, and then it's only been a few months/half a year-ish something that is less than half a term in, then 14 months
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so yeah we're at least in 29 if not 30
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also if sam SMART BOY THAT HE IS trademarked 'avengers' or 'the avengers' then that means they can probably still use 'new avengers' bc that's not the same brand, but if he trademarked new avengers they're fucked yeah
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but that shouldn't matter bc yelena SHOULD HAVE leaned into the mics and said 'actually we are the thunderbolts'
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the fact that that didn't happen and they're trying so hard to push this "new avengers" thing when tbolts has been a comics thing in many forms for a longass time is very fucking frustrating
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also let's unceremoniously kill the one character with the most potential off early on as a joke nbd
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that part also still gets my gd goat
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justice for antonia hasn't that woman suffered enough
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hey also speaking of suffering enough you know what would've been cool, seeing a bit of everyone's voids
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god forbid ava get more character tho I guess
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bucky didn't need to be in the movie at all
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I also am just never going to get over how they massacred his hair, I don't understand, you've done the long hair right and this was so wrong, and also why did he grow it out again anyway
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it's real funny how like. fatws was the first time I really truly gave a shit about bucky and liked him, so now that I see him in the movies again it's like 'who is this, is this the same guy, I don't buy it', ALSO BUCKY AND SAM ARE JUST BICKERING AND FIGHTING ABOUT WHO GETS TO BE AVENGERS WHICH IS DUMB
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but no yeah like it's def an enjoyable movie
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yelena's hawkeye-era blue mascara and eyeliner combo makes a return, and also, lena, did you know you're not alone bc you could go visit your archer girlfriend anytime, oh we're just not even gonna address kate and your connection to her cool cool cool
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but the whole I SCROLL MY PHONE I FEEL DEPRESSED I GO TO WORK REPEAT UNFULFILLING CYCLE is very
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hooooo who wrote this are they fellow millennials
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there are also no answers except 'have people around you and also maybe get adored by the world' which y'know
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I hate their logo also btw I hate that stylized A it's very bad lol
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tho I feel like it's on purpose
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john's dumbass lil beret is also bad and that also has to be on purpose bc fuck john walker ALSO THE FACT THAT THEY ARE OFFICIALLY KNOWN AS NEW AVENGERS IN THE WORLD MEANS THERE ARE PEOPLE WHO CAN UNIRONICALLY CALL JOHN WALKER AN AVENGER AND THAT MAKES ME WANT TO DO ARSON but like I'll put the fire down bc it's an in-universe thing
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also it took three supersoldiers to push a slab of concrete
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three legitimate wholeass supersoldiers
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couldn't hold up concrete
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aight
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anyway void sure took some lessons from the tva huh-
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WAS EXCITED FOR SEEING THE F4 THING HAPPENING THO LIKE. OH ?? god f4 is gonna slap nuts
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love ava's fit btw
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still shocked red guardian made it out of this movie alive
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like he's a fun comedy relief character but my god he's an old gloryhound can we just put him in a super retirement home or something
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antonia dies and he gets to live actually fuck that a little bit, let her and yelena really bond. I was glad yelena was trying to make a point of giving her respect tho
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can't believe someone wanted to get with and have a child with john walker of all people. that kid's gonna be super also btw that's gonna be awkward
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this is gonna sound like an insult and I promise I don't mean it that way (given the first several avengers movies, stones and glass houses etc): the comedy was very whedonesque, like classic heyday whedon
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like every time the mcu sets out to do a specific genre they seem to knock it out of the park, and when they do a superhero movie it all gets kinda muddled. so. you know what. good on them leaning hard into comedy cuz somehow it worked
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unfortch it kinda made the void room stuff...some of the least interesting bits?
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the void effect of him being just matte black with pinpoint eyes was great tho
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also bob's just perfect
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like lest I forget to mention the best part of anything which is bob
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ALSO BOY PROPS TO COSTUMING DEPT LIKE THEY REALLY MADE THE SENTRY SUIT WORK IRL
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it could've easily looked really cheesy but no that shit looked legit, and the sentry fight was good shit too
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I have some very complicated feelings about the post credits scene and avengers branding, bc welcome to fandom, anti-sam racism is hitting hard and huge right now, and it's ... not great. BUT that aside
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some of the things you mentioned are weirdly things that were originally planned in the scripts and scrapped?
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Like originally, Antonia/Taskmaster was gonna live, be part of the team, and have a storyline about how her memory keeps fritzing, so she keeps resetting to still thinking walker is her target, and attacking him again, with ava sort of big-sister-mentoring her to help her
𝐜𝐚𝐩𝐭𝐚𝐢𝐧
which would've given ava more content, would have meant seeing walker get beaten up some more , and would have been both a funny and deeply tragic bit for them to lean into with antonia. I'm so sad we didn't get that
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but see then half the team would've been ladies and heaven forbid
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they also initially wanted to do more void stuff, and like show everyone's void rooms. IDK why they scrapped that either
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bc I felt very let down by how little of it we got.
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too much yelena tbh
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it was 100% a yelena movie. it feels like someone took a yelena movie script and turned it into a team movie instead, negl
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like yelena good but god it was so much yelena
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and I'm just so mad that bucky and sam are fighting about avengers when they can all be avengers (led by YOU GUESSED IT captain fucking america my guys) or, better yet, they can be thunderbolts while sam leads the avengers, like WE CAN HAVE MULTIPLE TEAMS /MOTIONS WILDLY TO THE COMICS
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and I agree with you that I genuinely do not understand why bucky was in this movie. bc everyone else on the team was like.... isolated and lonely and miserable and being used by val, but Bucky was.... written as if he were, but canonically he isn't? as of cap 4 he had a healthy friendship with Sam, probably with Joaquin too, and we know he
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felt happy and at home in Delacroix as of TFATWS? like they just fully walked all that back, it's so wild
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like shit can we get the fucking west coast avengers up in this sometime? hey man when the fuck are we getting the young avengers movie? tbolts are just a THING and they can EXIST and we can STOP FIGHTING THE NAME
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who is this guy wearing bucky's name honestly
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I mean I'm not gonna lie, I think what Sam's doing is smart bc like..... disregard the Tbolts for a second, it is WILD that the corrupt ass cia director can just decide to make an avengers team under her personal control and call it that? so I think Sam's right to be like "how about no" and seek to protect the name. that doesn't mean there can't be several
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teams - just that somene like Val should absolutely not have this power.
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correct
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hey whatever happened to the indictment and also here's this group of people that can literally prove everything by y'know existing
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"we own you now" NO YOU THROW HER IN JAIL AND YOU CALL YOURSELF THUNDERBOLTS
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yeah like the fact that bucky goes from wanting to turn her in to just.... rolling over for her?
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WHY DID BUCKY EVER RUN FOR CONGRESS
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same as the rest of them??? like....
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they don't own her at ALL. this woman holds all the power and influence here
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I am STILL baffled by this like what was his PLAN
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who the FUCK actually VOTED for him
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this is literally the director of the cia who is rich af and has tried to fuck over wakanda, fyi, BUCKY, if you'd like to stop stabbing your black friends in the back for a goddamn second pls, and she's gotten everett ross arrested for helping wakanda. she did human experiments, but bucky is like "yeah I'll take her money and pose for magazines"
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like what
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who are his constituents where is he congressman for
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yeah the congressman thing is so weird bc like.... in cap 4 I was like "wtf", but I thought they'd elaborate on that in tbolts, bc obviously cap 4 doesn't have the room to dig into that. but tbolts just fully..... doesn't talk about it
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WHAT IS YOUR CONGRESSIONAL DISTRICT SIR YOU DON'T LIKE INTERACTING WITH THE PUBLIC WHAT WAS YOUR PLAN
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we never learn why he chose this, how he did it, we see that he apparently was working with another congressman to move against val, but then he's like "I'll bring in her enforcers" and just.... FULLY abandons all of that immediately??? and we never even get a moment of him struggling with that choice either?
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I'm still boggling as I did way back when this ws first announced
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also like.... as much as I liked the movie until its ending.....

the fact that cap 4 and tbolts both have their protagonists being cozied up by and then in conflict with a politicially influential villain who offers them the keys to the kingdom and also stabs them in the back, but in cap 4 that story ends with
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at the idea of bucky willingly working with walker
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the protagonist putting said politician/villain behind bars and standing on his own in order to reform the avengers
while in tbolts the majority white protagonists end up being like 'actually we'll let the villain get away with it, take her money, pretend we're in power over her and profit from her riches, influence and agenda'
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and like continuing to work with him. this guy. he knows what a fucked up shit walker is
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that is a WILD outcome honestly
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he was fuckin there
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dude don't get me started on walker
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like dude go back to tfatws and watch the scene of walker getting announced as cap. watch the heartbreak on Sam's face, the anger on bucky's. then watch everything walker does in that show, to everyone, but also to sam.
and then watch the tbolts ending with the press conference announced the new avengers, and bucky is just standing there with walker.
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now picture sam watching that on tv, too
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screams forever
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picture clint watching all this from a distance like 'damn that's some crazy shit glad I don't live on the east coast'
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like negl it was satisfying to see that walker is still trash to the point where his wife got herself and her son the hell out of doge - good for her, I hope she's safe and thriving. but like, he in universe gets rewarded with a seat in avengers tower
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and out of universe, guess what? so many fans are celebrating that. I've seen people say "bucky and walker should jump sam and take the shield back"
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bucky should throw walker out a window more like
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he can land on his taco shield
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TRULY
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I so badly want him to die in doomsday
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like let that fantastic four ship actually house doom, and the tbolts take him into the tower, and he takes on tony's face bc of that, and then he claps them, kills walker, and the rest of them go to sam like "hey soooooo"
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this is why we're the avengers with a z
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🌻 Tony Stank : hey tony, Sam's gonna go have a seance so he can ask you why the fuck the avengers name isn't already protected from being bandied about by some cia agent :|
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GONNA HAVE A SEANCE LMFAO
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honestly tho fr good question
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(maybe shield had the copyright????)
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...though more likely it was just a codename anyway so no one thought it'd become A Brand™️
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Sam in modern day MCU every day finding yet ANOTHER thing he has to clean up, ffs
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sometimes he messages clint like "I'm choosing to blame you for this one, because I'm starting to feel bad only blaming the dead guys for it."
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but like that's why I'm like did he get avengers or did he get new avengers bc then things get specific and tricky bc copyright law is wild like that
but also yeah I think we all just. assumed?? that tony got "avengers" all lawyered up??
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but also yeah given that that's fury's name he made up maybe that simply. didn't happen.
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and I get that this is a comedy but turning the concept of the avengers into a branding fgight is like maybe that isn't a thing that we should. turn into a joke???
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pixie clint like SEE THIS IS PART OF WHAT I'M SAYING TONY
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Tony, joint hanging out of his mouth: ITS FIIIIIIIIIIIINE
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so the weird thing about tbolts is that it's a movie that has a lot of things that hinge on other properties that came before, and you do actually kind of need the context, but I could see someone uninitiated having a good time and perhaps in a way having a better time bc then you don't have to nitpick everything like we fans do-
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it weirdly hinges on so much context but also feels like it could stand on its own contextless
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like you'll miss out on why the tower is important BUT ALSO THAT DOESN'T REALLY MATTER, you'll miss out on what taskmaster's deal is NOT THAT IT MATTERS, you'll miss out on a bunch of context re: black widow BUT ALSO YOU GET ENOUGH OF A SENSE OF THINGS THAT YOU MAYBE ALSO DON'T NEED IT?
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but also whenever people bitch about 'needing to do homework to see a movie' I just wonder y'know like
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I'm sorry that this is part of a long running franchise with a lot of characters who have shown up in different things and continuity exists. if you decide to jump into the mcu in the middle and want to bitch about being confused then that's on you
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I'm just here to hate on walker honestly fuck that guy
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(also BW is one of two marvel movies I haven't seen and I had no problem grasping most of it so people can deal )
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RIGHT
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like the movie does a good job of catching you up to what everyone's relations and deals are without even needing to get into the details!
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(gonna go out on a crazy limb and assume the other one you didn't see was eternals lollll)
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you are shockingly right
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I think the only issue in terms of lack of context is like... you don't really understand how trash walker is without knowing tfatws (thiugh tbf even people who saw it pretend he did nothing wrong bc fandom be like that), or the full impact of the ending without having seen BNW and knowing this is just a repeat of government stepping on Sam for personal gain
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and you don't know how horrid val is without knowing she's seeking to destabilise wakanda from wakanda forever. so it all ends a little more "teehee haha" without context imho. which to be fair. many people prefer so like. maybe for the best?
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in terms of the name thing I think the idea is just that the director of the cia shouldn't have the power to name anything avengers, new or otherwise. like I'm pretty sure Sam can't just go around calling his team the new CIA just cause he wants to.
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so I see it currently as less of a petty squabble and more of a "oh great the government is trying to have its personal strike team again, but that strike team shouldn't run under the name of heroes who saved the world independently"
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but also I'm probably overthinking it since the purpose of the post credits scene is mostly to get people riled up against Sam Wilson, which. has been a tragically successful outcome.
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bnw did better than this movie so like. eat it, weird rando sam haters
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anyway whatever happened to the impeachment tho is my thing
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I do not believe val is actually running the tbolts bc they have zero reason to listen to her, but like if she is still the director of the cia, like, hey, what's up with that
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the whole "ugh these packets are stupid" thing really just. exemplifies how unqualified bucky is for his position and the movie just kinda wants to. make fun of the way justice in the government works. legally.
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which is sure an angle to play in this day and age
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lol I just went on the whole spiel to my bro about how There Is No Reason Bucky Should Be In This Movie And Even Less Reason For This Congressional Subplot That Went Literally Nowhere
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unless you're gonna tell me he's being an avenger AND a congressman
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but clearly he sucks at being in politics so
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his role in this movie is so weird. hes a congressman who wants to help impeach val, and he is like "I don't do the field stuff anymore", but then he immediately does that again, but still with the goal of taking down val, but then there's a bigger problem he's just kind of there for, and then val tricks them into a press conference and bucky just
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rolls with the outcome of that passively??? forgets all about taking val down and presumably lets her bankroll them, whether as cia director or private security sector, either way why are we not throwing the movie's villain in prison like zemo, ross, sterns?
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like they say they "own her now" which to me implies they're not gonna put her down and that's.... weird, right?
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god having zemo involved would've made this even better
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dude that was the original plan.
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like og plans were
- zemo is revealed to be pulling strings in the back
- more void stuff, showing everyone's void rooms
- antonia/taskmaster lives and has a plot around her memory being on the fritz, repeatedly reverting back to trying to kill Walker
- Walker being revealed to be fully team Val, not team Tbolts
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also everyone eats skittles (I am not joking about this)
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“Early drafts began with Yelena confronting Valentina about ordering the Clint Barton hit, which was one of my favorite scenes that eventually became not entirely relevant to the Thunderbolts* story,” Pearson explained
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lays on the ground
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listen this one I do find to be perfectly understandable but at the same time given this is yelena the movie ft some other weirdos it feels like it should have come up even in just a line
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in talking with arguing with talking about val as a shit person manipulating everyone
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