why do FedEx people just fully fucking lie

no you did not attempt delivery

I've been here THE WHOLE TIME /sam reich

I was going to go out but sat here purely to wait for this delivery!

just literally fully lying

note to self, case number is c189315763

yeah they are the actual worst. at least lasershit is a blatant scam that just steals shit and marks it delivered... fedex slaps their stickers up without bothering to ring the bell which is somehow much worse to me. YOU WERE HERE. YOU SAW THE NOTE SAYING I'M HOME. YOU DIDN'T CARE???