Kibi
weird question: do you think eating utensils are common in Bottlecap Bay? or is it more of a...you're expected to eat with your hands/straight out of the bowl like an actual Pokemon kind of deal?
Kibi
asking for a friend.....the friend is me. because i just realized i don't think i've seen a single eating utensil in any PMD-related thing. they're always just eating apples and shit. so now i'm overthinking a reply
Kibi
do they have spoons and forks for the Pokemon that have hands.......chopsticks? much to consider
ᕼᗩᑭᑭƳ ᑎᗴᗯ ᖴIᑎᑕᕼ
I've just been assuming Ingo is eating directly out of the bowl like a dog. cronch cronch.
Lᴏᴏᴘ ᴅᴇ ɢʀᴀ̂ᴄᴇ
:|a my blind guess would be that at least for the native Pokemon, yea they're just eating with their hands/right out of a container
lots of utensils are designed for thumbs...
Kibi
https://images.plurk.com/6TGXW8fIURzbpbz7CW6LiB.gif Mimikyu's natural method of eating is........this. which in certain cases i think Shoka would be resistant to do LKF:JLKHKH
Lᴏᴏᴘ ᴅᴇ ɢʀᴀ̂ᴄᴇ
but chopsticks would at least be a very easy design to reproduce!
Kibi
i am NOT walking onto my food. give me a fork
Lᴏᴏᴘ ᴅᴇ ɢʀᴀ̂ᴄᴇ
what if you just vacuum a food from above. you know. extremely normal
Kibi
there are certain cases in which she would do it because it IS funny and will freak people out....but in other cases she can't.....she just can't 😭😭 what if she intends to share, she can't just walk onto THE WHOLE BOWL
Kibi
maybe she would have made her own chopsticks.......🤔🤔 but then i have to imagine how she would chopstick up some food and still manage to get it under her disguise rag......what a ridiculous creature
𝐹𝓇𝑒𝑒𝓏𝓎 𝐹𝓇𝑜𝓈𝓉
https://images.plurk.com/3DPQIde5NWe06s8n3SHloZ.png
Pretty sure they just snorf if up using their hands or whatever
「 ᴄᴀᴛᴀʟʏꜱɪꜱ 」
I have. Also been assuming they just horf it up.
「 ᴄᴀᴛᴀʟʏꜱɪꜱ 」
apply face directly to the plate/bowl.
「 ᴄᴀᴛᴀʟʏꜱɪꜱ 」
or you can be civilized like Riolu there and use your hands.
「 ᴄᴀᴛᴀʟʏꜱɪꜱ 」
food permitting.
Usagi
emporio making himself a lil fork as he stares down everyone around, (no)
「 ᴄᴀᴛᴀʟʏꜱɪꜱ 」
please just take a look at his claws, emporio, and understand.
Mega
akechi tries so hard to be civilized when he eats
Kibi
yeah i was looking at the menu artwork and Spinda's Cafe and whatnot and there is just...nothing.....but the menu artwork is literally just apples and berries. and Spinda's Cafe is literally just drinks. so i wasn't like.....sure?
Kibi
some Pokemon DO have hands WITH THUMBS.....Machamp has a lot of them in fact! but to be clear i actually do prefer them all needing to apply face directly to bowl. that's more charming. so good work team
Kibi
i will probably handwave that Shoka has some chopsticks she got made for herself though.....for those moments she doesn't want to literally walk all over her food 😭😭
Kibi
Shoka at the market desperately bartering away one of her quest reward items: hey buddy if you make me some utensils i will give whatever this is
Mega
akechi tries to use his wings like hands because his feet touch the ground
「 ᴄᴀᴛᴀʟʏꜱɪꜱ 」
yeah, the feet touching the ground issue ...
Lᴏᴏᴘ ᴅᴇ ɢʀᴀ̂ᴄᴇ
https://images.plurk.com/2eAcCEew72YoSzyAApm1rM.png
instructions unclear
「 ᴄᴀᴛᴀʟʏꜱɪꜱ 」
oh no. is the bowl stuck
Lᴏᴏᴘ ᴅᴇ ɢʀᴀ̂ᴄᴇ
I HAVE been also thinking very hard about how Pokemon prepare food (that isn't just "here have an apple")
Important mystery
「 ᴄᴀᴛᴀʟʏꜱɪꜱ 」
it might simply just have to be your new permanent held item, siff.
Lᴏᴏᴘ ᴅᴇ ɢʀᴀ̂ᴄᴇ
😔 can they at least get a stat boost out of it
Kibi
you're gonna get your bigass hat in your food.....😭😭
Usagi
just fistfull that rice like a gotdam animal-
「 ᴄᴀᴛᴀʟʏꜱɪꜱ 」
yeah the Well-Baked Bowl item uhhhhhhh reduces recoil damage from attacks involving you smashing your head into someone real hard a bit
「 ᴄᴀᴛᴀʟʏꜱɪꜱ 」
time to learn wild charge!
Kibi
"how are they preparing food" i had the same crisis about how they are sewing and crocheting before i just gave up and was like well. they have needles and crocheting hooks. i'm making this canon now i guess
「 ᴄᴀᴛᴀʟʏꜱɪꜱ 」
certain fire types banned from the kitchen bc while they are very eager to help their flames burn way too hot for actual use in food preparation-
「 ᴄᴀᴛᴀʟʏꜱɪꜱ 」
if you prefer your food not burnt to a crisp anyway,
Lᴏᴏᴘ ᴅᴇ ɢʀᴀ̂ᴄᴇ
sounds like a skill issue. just get good
Lᴏᴏᴘ ᴅᴇ ɢʀᴀ̂ᴄᴇ
do I mean at cooking or at eating burnt crisps? yes
「 ᴄᴀᴛᴀʟʏꜱɪꜱ 」
we continue to look at magcargo's dex entry and go 'okay that has to be an exaggeration'
𝐹𝓇𝑒𝑒𝓏𝓎 𝐹𝓇𝑜𝓈𝓉
I guess they would have to have some utensils, at least, as they make some food... you can get donuts and cookies and stuff in game. they'd have to have bowls and spoons and measuring cups etc.
Kibi
SPOONS CANON?
「 ᴄᴀᴛᴀʟʏꜱɪꜱ 」
oh well spoons have to be canon right
𝐹𝓇𝑒𝑒𝓏𝓎 𝐹𝓇𝑜𝓈𝓉
I mean, they have to make the donuts somehow
「 ᴄᴀᴛᴀʟʏꜱɪꜱ 」
where else is Alakazam sourcing them
「 ᴄᴀᴛᴀʟʏꜱɪꜱ 」
two kinds of people.
Lᴏᴏᴘ ᴅᴇ ɢʀᴀ̂ᴄᴇ
what if Alakazam IS the source of the spoons
they just manifest on evolution
Lᴏᴏᴘ ᴅᴇ ɢʀᴀ̂ᴄᴇ
they need to constantly recruit more abras to make sure the spoon supply keeps up with the city
「 ᴄᴀᴛᴀʟʏꜱɪꜱ 」
wheeze
Kibi
Alakazam spoons spontaneously form on evolution and some other Pokemon saw that and were like "hm you know that's not a bad idea 🤔 i want one of those" and started making spoons
「 ᴄᴀᴛᴀʟʏꜱɪꜱ 」
someone get them a mega stone
「 ᴄᴀᴛᴀʟʏꜱɪꜱ 」
steal the extra spoons, then cut the evolution
「 ᴄᴀᴛᴀʟʏꜱɪꜱ 」
rinse and repeat for infinite spoon glitch
Lᴏᴏᴘ ᴅᴇ ɢʀᴀ̂ᴄᴇ
supply problem solved!!
Lᴏᴏᴘ ᴅᴇ ɢʀᴀ̂ᴄᴇ
somewhere out there is an Alakazam making bank off trading spoons
「 ᴄᴀᴛᴀʟʏꜱɪꜱ 」
Richest Mon in the world ... or maybe that's a Gholdengo or Gimmighoul somewhere, hm
Mega
there are held items like the twisted spoon, too
Kibi
Twistedspoon was like the first thing i looked up when i started wondering this and i couldn't figure out if it existed in PMD or not?
Kibi
but i've perseverated over this long enough so I'M CALLING IT NOW. THERE ARE SPOONS. https://images.plurk.com/5zhwnCuysyjokYtPhobQVK.png
「 ᴄᴀᴛᴀʟʏꜱɪꜱ 」
hmm I went to go look at the species specific eot/d/s items and it turns out
「 ᴄᴀᴛᴀʟʏꜱɪꜱ 」
the Abra line doesn't get em.
Kibi
DOn'T SAY IT
Kibi
I"M LOOKING AWAY
Kibi
THERE ARE SPOONS.
「 ᴄᴀᴛᴀʟʏꜱɪꜱ 」
the normal type damage boosting items don't really exist in pmd proper but we're not straight pmd-only items anyway, given by the fact that we've seen akechi get an Unovan grass gem (damage boost 1 time) and not the pmd one (Movement Speed raises 1 level in Sunny weather)
Kibi
that's trew.......Shoka also has a Fire Gem (unless she traded it away in exchange for chopsticks lmfao)
bre
loving all of this
bre
i simply think just use rillabooms drumsticks as chopsticks
Kibi
FLJ:KJHLKH
Kibi
Rillaboom: ohhh chopsticks! now i know what you mean! here you go (hands Shoka a pair of drumsticks that are twice her size)

Shoka: are you fucking serious.
╭╭(V)▽_▽(V)╮╮🎉
I've had RS alternating between pulling things under his costume and mysteriously takes air bites through cloth
╭╭(V)▽_▽(V)╮╮🎉
but so far he's just been general 'grab & consume' yeah
╭╭(V)▽_▽(V)╮╮🎉
....it's not very different from how he ate as a human though. his table manners.... u_u
Kibi
yeah Shoka generally picks food items up and pulls them under her costume to discreetly consume....but i now have a thread in which i am needing to think about how she might handle a food dish that isn't like....quite so pickup-able. somehow this is the first time this has happened. again characters in PMD be eating nothing but apples and shit
Kibi
THROUGH THE CLOTH THOUGH???
Kibi
imagining Shoka eating soup and feeling so bad for her...she would HAVE to perch on it.
Kibi
even if she had a spoon.......she'd have to be so careful or else she'll just spill it all over her disguise...........i'm so sorry babygirl....
「 ᴄᴀᴛᴀʟʏꜱɪꜱ 」
air bites through cloth... ah, just like kakashi ...
╭╭(V)▽_▽(V)╮╮🎉
they're ghost-types... there was a honedge on one of the tdms, who just absorbed food at a semi-distance
Kibi
screams...........please do this with soup. i think it would be funny
「 ᴄᴀᴛᴀʟʏꜱɪꜱ 」
the atmosphere of this entire plurk is so funny. good work team
sʜsʟ ɪᴠᴀʟɪᴄᴇ
perrin voice: wait you guys arent used to needing to make do with rusted old shit? compared to that using your hands is Healthy. dont tell my doctor friend.
Maidstrong
Firoza is p chill about it, just. perches on her hind legs and holds things and nibbles
Maidstrong
it's very cute she feels cute
Usagi
adorabl...
Mega
I give Akechi quasi feather fingers sometimes, as a treat
Feral Lapdog
i had not considered this because Aint Nothing Changed for firepaw BUT most pokemon food seems to either be handheld or soup/curry... so i guess spoons optional but for most things they can pick it up or lift the bowl to their mouth
sʜsʟ ɪᴠᴀʟɪᴄᴇ
slorp time!
bre
slorp gang rise
Mega
akechi has had to adjust to eating with a beak...
Mega
no teefs
Kibi
Shoka HAS HANDS even...but she can't like....lift a bowl up to her mouth to slorp because her mouth is....under her?? within her???? (Shoka voice) you guys need to check your normal mouth location privilege
Kibi
does she even HAVE A MOUTH? who knows.......
Feral Lapdog
worst/funniest option: it's in the middle like an octopus
bre
AKDJKAKFS
Kibi
MEAN TO HER (honestly that is probably where it is literally) https://images.plurk.com/53rWnOJVI70hCERA0sirJO.gif
Lᴏᴏᴘ ᴅᴇ ɢʀᴀ̂ᴄᴇ
you lift her when she's eating soup and there's just a little waterspout of soup going up toward the center of her body
Kibi
FKLJ:LKHJL:HJLK....
Feral Lapdog
GOD poor shoka has to eat soup by sitting in the bowl
Feral Lapdog
Maidstrong
we can get her a straw tho
Maidstrong
like a big one they use for bubble tea
Lᴏᴏᴘ ᴅᴇ ɢʀᴀ̂ᴄᴇ
personally I vote for one of these emerging from underneath her disguise:
https://images.plurk.com/5H1sk4hT3lzBxweI6WAhdv.jpg
Lᴏᴏᴘ ᴅᴇ ɢʀᴀ̂ᴄᴇ
wait no. the pikachu one of these
https://images.plurk.com/1bmcyluHi5TPYZPEgQAkAp.jpg
Kibi
SCREAMING......YES
Usagi
TGGFHHNHNJ
Maidstrong
YEEEES
Mega
rookidee straw
Mega
present it to akechi
Lᴏᴏᴘ ᴅᴇ ɢʀᴀ̂ᴄᴇ
https://images.plurk.com/2Fkr8G4JnpZw6OAXkiPOXm.png
Lᴏᴏᴘ ᴅᴇ ɢʀᴀ̂ᴄᴇ
slurp
Mega
omg. perfect
「 ᴄᴀᴛᴀʟʏꜱɪꜱ 」
she looks so unimpressed ...
Kibi
SCREAMS......SHES SO PERFECT
Kibi
TAKE A SIP BABES.....
Maidstrong
bre
just a girl and her bendy pika straw
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