me irl

MY PACKAGE SAYS DELIVERED AT 8PM AND THERE IS NOTHING ON MY PORCH????????

YOU BETTER BE FUCKIN LYIN USPS

if they fuckin misdelivered 75 dollars worth of nail polish I'm going to flip my fucking shit

i choose to believe they're just lazy and are going to deliver it tomorrow morning because it was after 8 and they wanted to go home.

damn storm keeps knocking out my DAMNED INTERNET