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https://images.plurk.com/6IbAdyOl0z0RZUBHE95ISn.jpg I’ve been laughing at this for like 500 years straight holy shit
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DEADSCHOLAR this disrespect for ya girl
Pride-Eyes
Steel Samurai VS Enchant, powerscalers go, do your jobs
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smh my head. shameful
DEADSCHOLAR
maya like cash me ousside
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BDJFJDJSJDJFJFJFJD oh my god not will powers vs enchant he’ll DIE. If we’re actually talking his character, then, like, I give it a maybe.
Pride-Eyes
Maya grabbing Will Powers pointing him at Enchant and going "GET EM!!" (help him)/j
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DEADSCHOLAR : Phoenix literally was like hey two people I respect watch hero shows and enchant’s response was ugh hero shows which is objectively VERY funny but made Phoenix a little sad. Smad, maybe.
DEADSCHOLAR
she will fight people about the steel samurai herself do not doubt her
ғᴏxʏᴍᴏʀᴏɴ
HEROES SUCK COME @ ME
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WOW
DEADSCHOLAR
SOUNDS LIKE SOMEONE WHO'S MAD THEIR HERO NEVER CAME
Pride-Eyes
we need an influx of tokusatsu characters NOW
DEADSCHOLAR
MAYBE YOU SHOULD TRY BEING A BETTER HERO
ғᴏxʏᴍᴏʀᴏɴ
i have like six possible responses to that comment and yet none of them are usable in a plurk not labeled for nsfw
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HFJFJDJSJFJFJDJFJF
ғᴏxʏᴍᴏʀᴏɴ
Pride-Eyes : unfortunately i play my toku oc in a different game so i can't bring her here
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I CAN EDIT IT? CAN I EDIT THAT
Pride-Eyes
TRAGIC
ғᴏxʏᴍᴏʀᴏɴ
ghdjfk NO DON'T
ғᴏxʏᴍᴏʀᴏɴ
THE JOKES ARE NOT FUNNY ENOUGH TO BE WORTH THE EFFORT
Pride-Eyes
some bits are best left untouched.....
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SHUT UP, YOURE HILARIOUS
Pride-Eyes
Enchant: HEROES SUCK
Iyashikei, to spite her: /dumps more hero-types into the world
ғᴏxʏᴍᴏʀᴏɴ
i am hilarious but not every joke is created equal!!!! anyway enchant does in the future have a hero gf and that's all i'm saying on that front
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it is so delightful to just totally own it like that good for you
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Ok anyway
ғᴏxʏᴍᴏʀᴏɴ
im surprised we're commenting on this and not enchant having to make a will save to not make SM jokes at xion
Pride-Eyes
ENCHANT
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--LISTEN
ғᴏxʏᴍᴏʀᴏɴ
https://images.plurk.com/NAw93zXEp6NpfCYlowkSP.png
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DO YOU WANT A CHILD TO DIE?? AT HER OWN BIRTHDAY PARTY??????
ғᴏxʏᴍᴏʀᴏɴ
SHE SUCCEEDED HER WILL SAVE
ғᴏxʏᴍᴏʀᴏɴ
SHE'S HAD TO EXERCISE HER FILTER MORE IN IYASHIKEI THAN SHE HAS IN YEARS AND IT'S GETTING TO HER
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it is so fucking funny oh my god
Pride-Eyes
hibiki cant speak on polygamy until wife is here to give the go-ahead, whoops
"She succeeded her will save!"
"WHY was it a will save"
ғᴏxʏᴍᴏʀᴏɴ
do you want the funny answer or the sad answer
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yes
Pride-Eyes
surprise me?????
ғᴏxʏᴍᴏʀᴏɴ
funny answer: there's a disco elysium conference in her head at all times and she put FAR too many points into "horny shitpost" at character creation
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incredible actually
ғᴏxʏᴍᴏʀᴏɴ
sad answer: she has lived alone running a business for the past five years, her only relationship with others has been as 'business clients', she has almost no concept of friendship or love. combined with a habit of thinking out loud and talking to herself as she does research, and no one around to worry about
ғᴏxʏᴍᴏʀᴏɴ
so she's had five years to just develop a habit of saying everything in her head without filter
ғᴏxʏᴍᴏʀᴏɴ
she just had a hero move in recently but that hero's really fun to fluster with those horny shitposts, and more importantly, her own age, so she's not had incentive to change
Pride-Eyes
F
ғᴏxʏᴍᴏʀᴏɴ
she thought she understood love but it was CLEARLY demonstrated to her that that was conditional so now she has literally never had a real, positive relationship
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GODDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD
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meanwhile, Phoenix, GENUINELY assuming it was kind of a given and really quite surprised it was not: oh
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So now he’s just going to feel sad and try extremely hard not to show it
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