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I live.
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Gonna make meatloaf for Easter.
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MAN. MY LIFE IS BORING, HUH??
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Right now, I am living in this weird place of doing domestic things while my government is killing thousands of innocent people.
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I checked my call history and saw I haven't called my dad since January. Oops....
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CALLED MY DAD.
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He is doing alright.
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I WISH I COULD EXPLAIN HOW I FEEL ABOUT MY PARENTS.
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they weren't outright abusive to me but did a lot of shit that wrecked my ability to be a human being.
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And trying to explain that to them gets responses of, "you're overthinking/overreacting."
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LOL THE POPE DIDN'T WANT TO MEET WITH JD VANCE.
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Imagine being so heinous, the Catholic church rejects you.
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I saw Dante/Vergil art on my bluesky tl and immediately had flashbacks to 2005.
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Incest ships on my tl, nature is healing.
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I went to go make a Jet Pens account only to discover I had an account with them already. After I changed the password and logged in, I saw items in my cart. These white gel pens that had been waiting on the site for over a decade.
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So I bought them along with I planned on getting originally.
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I love it when men on cooking shows get angry at women for doing the same shit they would.
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Next Level Chef has a time token. If you win it, you can use it to get an extra 10 seconds to grab items from the platform OR you can take 10 seconds away from another player.
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A contestant named Austin, a 30 year old cis man, says he wants to win the token so he can use it on an 18 year old girl named Beatrice.
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"She needs to be humbled!!"
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Yeah, at the start of the round, Austin says he needs shrimp for his dish. Beatrice grabs the shrimp.
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Austin loses his shit, angry that she would do anything to sabotage him.
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"How dare she do this to me???"
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"HOW DARE SHE TRY TO FUCK ME OVER???"
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And like man, you were planning on fucking over this child.
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Oh my god, one of the kids, Arnav, 19, has never had the chance to use truffle before. KID IS JUST STEALING SHREDS OF TRUFFLE.
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Eating them as he cooks.
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He is a college kid, and they let him near a $400 truffle.
THE SHUNT
same arnav. same.
THE SHUNT
unless there's a rule that says don't eat the truffle i'm eating the truffle
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THE SHUNT : You need to taste things in order to cook with them properly.
THE SHUNT
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Maybe some ingredients get tasted more than others. Like the $400 truffle.
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I would be pocketing the truffle.
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I cooked Easter Dinner for the house. Please clap.
THE SHUNT
politely claps
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THE SHUNT : Thank you.
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THEY PUT A BUTTHOLE ON THE BOTTOM ONE MY GOD
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the chocolate starfish is made of actual chocolate.
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THE POPE DIED.
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JD VANCE'S VIBES WERE SO RANCID THAT THEY KILLED THE POPE.
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https://images.plurk.com/6ClgzQleUidkthZQV6Gce1.jpg
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Jude Law must become the pope now.
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Neil Gaiman is suing one of his victims for "breaking the NDA."
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Fucking cunt.
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Can he please choke and die?
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I firmly believe that awful people live so long because the devil doesn't want to deal with them.
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https://images.plurk.com/3nOTeoFPRgdWP37RKqtyUP.jpg got my cover page for may done in my journal
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i had the urge to keep adding things but i held back
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RFK Jr. wants to start an autism registry.
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Gonna just put off my eval for a while longer then.
THE SHUNT
stay safe!!! that's so fucked up what the hell
THE SHUNT
why is he so mad about autistic people holy shit
THE SHUNT
WE LITERALLY JUST WANT TO BE ALIVE. QUIETLY, IN A DARK ROOM, WHERE THERE ARE NO OTHER PPL LOL
THE SHUNT
honestly having flashbacks to my mom being fully aware i have a disabling illness but still treating me like the most dogshit person alive instead of like. helping lol
THE SHUNT
'well i know you're sick but i hate you as a result so fuck you' 'ah yes this will cure me for sure'
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THE SHUNT : fuck if i know.
THE SHUNT
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RFK Jr. thinks going off of meds and doing outdoor labor cures things like ADHD and depression. So. He really fucking hates anyone who isn't "healthy."
THE SHUNT
what the Fuck
THE SHUNT
he has to know he's saying legit Nazi Shit like
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That worm in his head must have died of starvation.
THE SHUNT
nothing to eat in there clearly holy shit that is terrifying rhetoric
THE SHUNT
like yes, exercise is PART... P A R T!! of mental health... IF YOU'RE ABLE BODIED. AND HAVE SUPPORT.
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YEAH
THE SHUNT
not everyone can go outside safely! not everyone is ABLE to do physical activity!!!
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Hiking ten miles a day won't erase my depression, Mr. Kennedy!
THE SHUNT
since they're already openly disappearing ppl i am having trouble thinking of what vile shit they're gonna do publicly about this
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Every day a new fucking horror.
THE SHUNT
THE SHUNT
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Oblivion Remaster is out.
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I made my snake boy, Atra, in Skyrim and roleplayed him as a stupid lizard mage who was seeking the perfect wife.
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Dragonborn? What??? Shut up, Nords. I'M ON A WIFE QUEST!!
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What kind of jackass can I make in Oblivion Remastered.
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Atra's Wife Quest 2??
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