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Top Level for Ratio on the kaiju fight log!


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he's getting his ass kicked for real. Like, probably gonna die without help

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also arm wrestling and kabedon

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hehehehehhe

Kosh
I want to throw kaga at this but I can't decide which....

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>:3

mydeimos.


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hi ammay c:

choso
ARM WRESTLE???

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ARM WRASSLE

choso
WRASSLE

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eresh wishes she could save ratio, but....

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it's okay ereshhhh

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come arm wrestle with him. or trip a trap with him!

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you should let ratio kabedon her

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arm wrestling sounds fun...

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also ratio should come see her memory before she fades into the aether

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yesss I have to pick which one....

babygirl


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oh, i've activated choso's trap card....

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dramatically bleeding out


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R-Ratio......

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HE'LL BE FINE

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TIS JUST A FLESH WOUND

ITADORI.
sorry you have the most shonen hero protecting you now bud

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thank

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don't let him die

ITADORI.
not happening o7

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he can't die, he has to beat aventurine's curse

babygirl
ratchet just internally screaming

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SORRY FOR THE SCARE RATCHET

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THIS DOESN'T NORMALLY HAPPEN

mydeimos.


mydeimos.
can't believe i get to write aventurine, at 5'8", yelling at everyone to get the FUCK out of his way later

babygirl
oh please shout at the ten foot robot, he’ll put adventurine on a high shelf until he’s sure nobody is going to agitate his patient

nameless
screams...

mydeimos.
babygirl
: HE WILL I WANT THIS

nameless
just tuck him in with ratio on the gurney ratchet

babygirl
p l e a s e

nameless
hes small. he fits.

mydeimos.
if he hasn't un-transformed he's probably like, eight feet all??? how tall is boss aventurine we just don't know

mydeimos.
but yes put tiny aventurine on a shelf

nameless
well untransform so you can get tucked in on the gurney, buddy

babygirl
just lifts him under his armpits like a cat and holds him arm’s length away. please stop shouting

mydeimos.


mydeimos.
aventurine, falling back on his scrapy instincts: "can i bite the robot to get him to drop me"

babygirl
hoots and claps hands

ITADORI.
please don't yell at yuji he will cry

mydeimos.
yuji is excused

babygirl
it’s ok ratchet can take it. he’s used to getting yelled at by other giant robots who have lots of guns attached to them he can handle this one guy

babygirl
he thinks

nameless
ratchet: its one twink. how much of a problem can he be?

nameless
aventurine: EXISTS TO CAUSE PROBLEMS

babygirl


mydeimos.


babygirl
ratchet is not prepared

mydeimos.
he isn't

mydeimos.
sorry, ratchet

babygirl
it’s not like he won’t let adventurine see him! he just needs to not be freaking out please

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aventurine please calm down...

mydeimos.


mydeimos.
unfortunately, the problem aventurine has is that everyone he has ever cared for has died. without fail. and people who help him end up dead, too.

mydeimos.


mydeimos.
he's normal

babygirl
oh buddy. well, not today. also there’s no such thing as curses.

mydeimos.
what about good luck that demands the payment be paid by everyone around him

nameless
statistical freak show

mydeimos.
there we go

mydeimos.
cuff this man like a stray cat

mydeimos.
this stray cat in particular


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babygirl
: god comparing aventurine to drift is sending me, i can't stop thinking about it

mydeimos.
i'm lying awake, thinking "oh god, is aventurine just deadlock"

babygirl
ohhhh? tell me more

mydeimos.
god okay so aventurine from birth has been, by his clan, regarded as a lucky, special child b/c it rained on his birthday (he's from a desert planet) and on the main festival day for their goddess, and he's lucky. like, his luck will never fail him. so his sister dies for him, his clan gets genocide'd, he goes into slavery, and eventually he starts working

mydeimos.
working for the organization that allowed the genocide to happen. but it's an 'extinction event' in canon b/c LMAOOOOOOOO

mydeimos.
like he's very much deadlock and not drift post..... space mysticism but

mydeimos.
he Understands Working for the Bad Guys

mydeimos.
but he also carries a lot of self loathing and guilt for like, having bad things happen to literally everyone But Him

mydeimos.
b/c of his luck

babygirl
ahhhh i love this

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i've been behind on tagging.... tomorrow i will tackle my inbox!!!!! for real!!!!
