Kibi
if i post an app for Lusamine today would that make me very late or very early 🤔
Mega
lusamine...
Kibi
posted.......i just can't stop thinking about her so i couldn't contain myself... https://images.plurk.com/3QMIZYFyNKZFwXnIAtqtod.png
Mega
sometimes you just need messy moms
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slides in here
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almost sent slides in her and changed the whole plurk
Kibi
lKFJ:LJKLHH
Kibi
https://images.plurk.com/Ux1EVd5lpwYZqP87kfyyy.png
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sighs
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how...how do you have a lusamine meme for everything-
Kibi
been writing/shitposting about her too long.........9 years of Lusameme-ing............ https://images.plurk.com/7thX6HYjRz2v7Fd4BlHb93.jpg
Kibi
characters like ABA who didn't really get along with her will be like "oh thank god she didn't actually show up--" only for her to suddenly appear (if she gets in) like a month later
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"I thought you were eaten. Disappointing."
Usagi
messy mom time..
HERSTORY
IM SO GLAD YOURE APPING HER
bre
everyone make way for MOTHER
Kibi
WOAH....why did it turn into a link......god oh well THIS https://images.plurk.com/YgDuJfRiYoxQimAWeXuhh.jpg
Kibi
still think it's hilarious that the one character i threaded with that she IMMEDIATELY got along with was Laios. like it was completely expected honestly.......but still so funny. monsterlover to monsterlover communication
Kibi
still so many characters i didn't get a chance to thread with as her yet though......rubbing my hands together
bre
sndfkj monsterlovers stand united laios is ready to be her 1 defender.....like why are you all booing her she's RIGHT
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(except that comment about ABA.....loving all pokemon means ALL pokemon)
Usagi
YOU NEED ROOM IN YOUR HEART FOR ALL MONSTERS...
Kibi
Lusamine's insane excuse is that she doesn't really consider Silvally to be a Pokemon at all 😭😭 that's just the revenge machine she paid to have built in her basement. and it didn't even work? it's not alive! so that means she doesn't have to feel bad about it
Kibi
which is why she kind of freaked out upon hearing ABA speak words at her
Kibi
ABA: (displays capacity for complex thought and feeling)
the jellyfish in Lusamine's brain: ALL HANDS ON DECK. WE NEED TO RECONSTRUCT THE INSANE DELUSIONAL NARRATIVE TO MAKE LUSAMINE FEEL NOT BAD ABOUT THIS
Kibi
the concept of someone getting turned into a Silvally in the literal "everyone is actual Pokemon now" setting, implying Silvally IS a real Pokemon, of course makes her extremely mad. you would think this would throw a wrench into her conceptualization of it, but you would be wrong
Kibi
instead she will just think that this is some sick, cosmic joke being played on her specifically. and no further thought than that probably
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aba, who was also just built in some guy's basement like yeah no that checks out
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lusamine: do you have bloodlust?!
aba: ye
Kibi
to make this EVEN DUMBER, she also considers other manmade Pokemon like Porygon and Castform to be Pokemon. it's just like....no THIS ONE specifically is not. i know because i authorized its creation myself and i am never wrong.
Kibi
ABA has capacity for complex thought and feeling but that's only because she's not REALLY a Silvally......of course. the Silvally at home is still not alive
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LUSAMINE
𝔟𝔯𝔢𝔞𝔱𝔥 𝔬𝔣 𝔯𝔲𝔦𝔫
Lusamine...............
Kibi
she is smart but she is stupid...once she gets over her initial shock at ABA's appearance, she'll probably be civil toward her....because, again, she isn't a REAL Silvally. she was just made to look that way by the cosmic entity who is playing a cruel joke on Lusamine specifically 😌
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has a great potential career in gymnastics, huh
Kibi
instead of brain there is jellyfish doing gymnastics
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lack of bones paying dividends on that front
Kibi
the one Pokemon she DOES hate while also (mmmmmostly?) considering it a Pokemon is Cosmog. because she thinks it stole her husband
Kibi
https://images.plurk.com/EnChFrLd4iWUPttQtGAvj.png PICTURED: HOMEWRECKER. TORTURE ON SIGHT.
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oh hey, they can bond over people stealing their husbands-
Kibi
I WAS ACTUALLY THINKING ABOUT THAT...like one of Lusamine's TDM prompts was her wandering through the woods in a hallucinatory daze calling for Mohn and i was like Wow. ABA Moment.
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the difference is her husband was actually stolen and aba is aba
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...although I guess NOW it's true
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either way, kill all homewreckers
Kibi
yeag.......😔😭😭
Usagi
lusamine out here being the funniest doctor frankenstein actually
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