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brainstew


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Elon Musk failed in buying that election in Wisconsin.

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People are chanting, "Lowtax," over on Bluesky.

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oh my god if he lowtaxes the past few years will be redeemed

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what an incredibly W for planet earth that would be

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: He went quiet on Twitter for like three hours.

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OH SHIT

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i'm grinning irl

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you rancid little worm of a human being i hope you choke on it

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No one likes him.

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His own kids hate him.

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His presence made voters VOTE AGAINST HIS CANIDATE.

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Hasan Reacts to Elon Muskโs Big Loss | HasanAbi Reac...

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Related, The Daily Wire is crashing and burning.

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i was legitimately shocked that despite the endless font of billionaire cash it was hooked up to. they STILL couldn't stay solvent

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these are the fucking guys who bay at the moon over capitalism and BUSINESSMEN lmfao

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ty for link watching this now

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BUY MORE TESLERS

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god he's so right trump hates ppl he perceives as losers

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HE'S TOO NEURODIVERGENT I'M DYING LMFAO

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: Sloptubers and streamers like Asmongold offer pro-fash content for free, and we know how billionaires love free shit. Why pay for a dork like Ben Shapiro?

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god that's exactly what it is

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while i don't know that we're that lucky, i would love this to be a notable tipping point to really amp up the lowtax

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not only does everyone hate you in a way you can't blame on an immigrant, even the people vile enough to pretend to tolerate you hate you now

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people should start leaving mangosteens at tesla dealerships.

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fhjldfk JFKL DJKLLKJ:KL JLJ LKJJKGJSDKJGKGLJG

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THE MANGOSTEENS

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I EXPERIENCED THAT IN REAL TIME I HAD NO IDEA WHAT IT MEANT AT THE TIME

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'pretty weird that the guy who runs this website is shilling his MLM when i already paid him'

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i kinda envy you.

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witnessing history.

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it was a wild fucking time man. i was a member from pretty early and saw so much wild shit that rly did feel like the First Time A Weird Thing Was Happening That Will Be Notable Going Forward happened several times

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the forums have their own subculture in a way, definitely a Formative Internet Experience of mine haha

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I miss forums.

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ALAN TRIED TO SHAME ME FOR LIKING STARLANDER.

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SHAME ME. IN MY OWN HOME.

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Betrayed.

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He also said he didn't like Lucy/The Ghoul because he tortures her and like...and???

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He does snub enemies to lovers if it's m/f.

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Ah. Trump fucking making us all pay for the Wisconsin loss.

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34% tariff on Chinese goods and 32% on Taiwanese goods.

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Announced after the stock market closed for the day.

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GONNA SEE A CRASH TOMORROW, BOYS.

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legit do not see what this does long term other than destroy the us as everyone just ignores them lmao

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'guess we have to figure out x goods for ourselves now'

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you're forgetting the bread part about bread & circuses buddy

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like its just... harming everyone short term, including america, and then long term mostly just america

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IT JUST DOES NOT MAKE ANY SENSE

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: I honestly feel this is his petty revenge for not reelecting him back in 2020.

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someone who is good at the economy help me my country is dying

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its the simplest explanatioN!!!

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like i cna't imagine him being anything but a petty warlord with one brain cell that everyone is puppeting around, but even the ppl puppeting are making terrible & unpopular choices??

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TO THEIR HIGHLY ARMED CONSITUENCY

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did a ceo getting murdered making EVERYONE happy not sink in????

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china japan & south korea are doing a team up. how is that not the biggest red flag of all lol

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we've been exchanging geopolitical grudges for longer than america was a twinkle in the british empires eye but yeah we're gonna team up now

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: Rich people, uber rich people, are deeply detached from society.

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that tweet thats like, being a billionaire is the mental equivalent of being kicked in the head by a horse every day

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IT IS.

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just zero idea of how things actually function

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Add in techbro Rationalist nonsense and you get Musk.

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He really doesn't get why people hate him.

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its fucking wild how much of his own koolaide he's drank

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fkljkljlk mitch mcconnel voted with dems to block the canadian tariffs i'm howling

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u did this u fucking humunculus

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He reminds me of a story I heard about Notch. Notch bought a house with candy dispensers, and the candy ended up rotting. No one wanted to hang out with Notch because he was such an off-putting nerd.

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: I SAW.

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Mitch regretting his choices.

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THAT NOTCH STORY IS HAUNTING I THINK O FIT ANYTIME HE'S MENTIONED

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a big rotting candy wall bcuz you're so fuckin repulsive. and you made MINECRAFT.

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He realized that now that death has claimed Kissinger, he's probably next.

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hahaha i mean once kissinger died i was sure ol mitch would be close behind the 'In Threes' cliche

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HE'S UP THO.

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THE NOTCH STORY CRACKS ME UP SINCE I HATE NOTCH.

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yeah notch is an awful little creep

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I remember Notch promoting GamerGate nerds.

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i bet he was eating stale rotten candy for way longer than he should have

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same!!!!

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And being told by an ex-friend that Notch's support showed that GG was the right side.

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I replied with, "I don't think Notch has ever fucked."

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djkshfjsdglkjgl;jlk;jlf;jh

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out of every other vile thing trump did that his followers don't care about, how did him thinking 'groceries' was an 'old fashioned word' that he cannot stop marvelling over not turn them off

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thats easily the most unrelatable 'what could a banana cost, 20$' things he's ever said lmao

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he only eats mcdonalds and shoe leather steaks.

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he doesn't know what groceries are!

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His fans all think they're future millionaires. One day, they too shall be confused by doing things like grocery shopping and wiping their asses.

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The tariffs might have been figured out with an AI algorithm.

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thats bcuz he put tariffs on uninhabited islands right lmfao

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take that penguins u freeloaders

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those fucking penguins, living high on the hog.

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: i bet musk recommended that fucking ai.

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so...my costco stock went up???

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...oh, i just realized

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hahahahahaahahaha well. everyone is stocking up a recession so







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: I WAS GONNA SAY

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Misery - Joji (Chorus Loop Edit/No Pink Guy Noises)

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me right now.

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i'm going to update my journal and play my stupid little village game and then scream.

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shout out to past me for freezing blocks of leftover soup and rice.

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because i sure as fuck am not in the mood to cook dinner tonight and i sure as fuck don't want to pay $40 for takeout.

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Tomorrow's is Eli's birthday.

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...i have to set up the grocery order tonight.

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GOOD LUCK


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ugh i have to go get groceries today too rip

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: i don't know how families will handle this.

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we're gonna find out real quick i suspect

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stares at the wall. i paid $145.

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$20 of that is for the driver tip so it's not that bad.

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and i had to restock a lot of expensive shit like cleaning supplies.

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but still.

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we're three aduls.

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adults.

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i can't imagine cooking for a family of five.

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being diabetic blows, since i have to figure meals out around that.

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i don't need to take insulin and i want to avoid getting to that point.

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SPEAKING OF WHICH, WOW, BEING ON TRACK WITH MY MEDS SURE IS MAKING THIS INSANITY EASIER TO TOLERATE.

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i'd be puking everyday from stress if i wasn't medicated.

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instead of just feeling constant dread.

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Emma Frost: The White Queen | Character Reveal | Mar...

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they animated her thigh jiggle.

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i like the horny fucks working on this game.

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์ถ์ ๋ฌด๊ฒ

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I made a good hash for our breakfast.

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Ground turkey keeps going on sale. 2 packs for $7.

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So I've been stocking up on them when I can and making all sorts of shit with them.

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In this case, I used 1/2 of a pack to make a sausage, potato, and kale hash.

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Guess booze here in the States is going to skyrocket because most companies import aluminum and glass.

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I want to stop living through recessions.

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Harley Quinn fart comic

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MY GOD.