Apparently one or more people have been trying to get into my Microsoft Account for a while

Jokes on them there's literally nothing there but stop trying to get in fuckers

Been getting one time passcode requests in my email

it's not just you. I've been getting them on a pretty regular basis myself. I have no idea why, lol. nothing there in mine either....

what even might someone have in their Microsoft account, anyway?

I assume payment info is the big one

but also probably access to Outlook, Skype and if there is a single person in the world who uses it, OneDrive

I forgot until today that Microsoft 365 is something they want you to actually pay a subscription for lmao

oh, right. ...joke's on them, I use LibreOffice. rofl....